Where's the pink dot in the middle of the US for that one guy you know that insists on calling it "football" and makes a point whenever the NFL is brought up of saying "oh, you mean American football." You know. That guy.

Is it cold where you are right now? If it is, please go outside and sit down, contemplate what exactly happened in your life that made you such a joyless prick, and then wait until you freeze to death.

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It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.

This was the best season of the Simpsons. 4 was good, too. Actually, I recently got both on Piratebay.

I can't stop laughing at this thread. Jesus Christ, I'm apparently 9 years old.

THE CONSEQUENCES OF EXTREME PURE BREEDING

Machete? I would think a Florida State fan would have been sporting a rapier.

"There's nobody there for Alabama" - Every MENSA Meeting

I hope your entire head falls off.

THEY CAN ALL GET IN YOU FRIGGIN' CHOAD

The joy a pet brings you far outweighs any grief that will inevitably come, which is why we keep bringing them home even though we know their lives will be much shorter than ours.

Well at least he dived trying.

We have a few days yet until the 22nd, so expect many more stories about JFK's pre-assassination, foreshadowing activities, like his consulting with psychics in the Air Force One toilet, or receiving a heretofore unknown visit from the X-Men's Kitty Pryde during which she warned him how his impending assassination…

Makes you feel better I looked up the Ram's roster to see what position he played

Seyah Mailliw reportedly escaped the incident with no injuries.

GIVE IT A BRAKE ALLREADY!! You keep on dragon Richies name threw the mud. It says right in your story that she signed an AGREEMENT. She agreed that she liked what he did! Compleet nonstory..She probably told Richie to rub his junk on her so she could get pregnint, just another gravedigger looking for money!! We…

Although he's a complete dickwad and I don't want to defend anything he does (coming from a Dolphin fan), I gotta defend the gym shorts.

Oh Jesus Christ!! A Pro-Bowl all-world NFL offensive lineman wants to go out and blow off some steam and everyone starts acting like a bunch of pussies about it! Give me a fucking break!!! There was probably black music on at that bar saying Ninja this and Ninja that. Oh Paleaseeeee!! Where was Martin in that video…