It read like sarcasm, actually. “Sorry I used it for a few hundred feet because I was late” as if the short distance or the circumstances mitigate how inconsiderate and dangerous it is. What a fuckstick.

I would argue that it's the best controller ever made. It really is that good.

Remember he balanced the budget by doing things like cutting funding for HIV/AIDS treatment and prevention which lead to a massive HIV crisis in the state of Indiana.

I listen to conservative radio on my drive into work (for the same reason people look at a car wreck and also because I hate myself) and those people fucking love Mike Pence. They think he is a true bastion of conservative ideology.

Dang, I dig this. Might actually order one of these. I've paid way more than that haven't last more than a year or so.

Dang, I dig this. Might actually order one of these. I've paid way more than that haven't last more than a year or…

Their stuff is so well made that I sadly have no use to buy another bag. I’ve had the same one for about seven years now and it’s still as in good of shape as the day I bought it, minus the dirt.

Their stuff is so well made that I sadly have no use to buy another bag. I’ve had the same one for about seven years…

How to play the new Division DLC on Xbox One: You don’t. Like everything related to this massive (pun intended) pile of steaming of dog shit, it doesn’t work.

And now I know why Colin Cowherd quotes him every chance he gets.

The article reads like something a well meaning white guy would write without realizing how tone deaf and casually racist it actually is, so I can’t imagine the frustration of having it come from two prominent black men who literally think they're speaking for you.

It's easily a mandolin. Have you seen the smug faces on the assholes in a bluegrass band playing that tiny shit?

I think the implication is that it is probably okay to shrug off something that did no discernible harm to anyone involved, it’s a logical stretch to take that statement as giving them carte blanche to act like a sociopath with no repercussions.

Manziel was known as a shithead before he even stepped foot on campus at A&M. There was always (unsubstantiated) innuendo floating around recruiting circles on why an all everything Texas QB was basically getting no attention from any major program and it always revolved around his personality.

Feel free to stand by it because you’re right. This wouldn’t be healthy even if you were doing brain surgery on children.

I picked up a pair of 511's a few weeks ago for about forty bucks and it makes me wonder why I've been dropping so much at jeans at higher end retailers. Outside of buying straight up selvedge, the quality is as good or better than what you would pay twice as much for.

I picked up a pair of 511's a few weeks ago for about forty bucks and it makes me wonder why I've been dropping so…

I have a Haunted Memento on one of my characters. I always think about selling it because I’m constantly broke in game but then think “what would I do with all that gold anyway?”.

Yeah he’s got a problem with eating dis order of pizza over here and then dis order of pasta over there.

Right. Dogs.

I feel like you have an equal chance putting on a shirt the right way in the dark as you do plugging in a USB the right way the first time without checking: roughly 0%.

Why do you hate fun so much you’d become a lawyer AND an expert on daily fantasy law?

My dad grew up in Appalachian territory during the Depression. He told me that, as a kid, his grandpa used to take him through the Hocking River and “hunt” for snapping turtles by shoving sticks into holes under the bank of the river. The turtles would clamp down and they would pull them out and toss them on the river…