Here is an actual picture of my corgi being sad if you need it for future use.

The real victor here was Fallout 4’s shitty AI pathing.

So, what you’re telling me is that Breaking Bad had some factual inaccuracies?

I wonder if this will end up including a “home base” crafting mechanic a la Ark or Fallout 4 considering how popular those two have been.

I got a bottle of whiskey, a new pair of Ray Bans, a light up LED tandem leash for my corgis, and an XB1 Elite Controller. My family basically nailed my four basic needs.

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Foxing’s Dealer was the best thing I heard all year.

I think the real story here is that whomever comprised the headline opted for the more mature use of the word “groin” and passed up the opportunity to use something more Deadspin-ish like “sack-hole” or “fuck buttons”.

I put making pho into the same category as brewing beer. It’s an event you do like twice a year with friends, spend all day getting drunk because 90% of the time is waiting for shit to boil, fuck it up completely, then promise each other it will be better when you do it next time.

Yeahhhhh, free Nova week is pretty miserable as a Murky player. The thing is a good Nova is just mildly annoying. They know it’s generally pointless to waste time on you. But the flood of bad Nova players mean they do nothing but focus you the whole time because they just see free kills. I mean, it’s good for the…

If you’re that hard up for time, you’d be better served taking the money you would spend on twenty pounds of kosher salt and buy a $40 roaster. You can make a 25 pound turkey in less than three hours that comes out golden brown and crispy with zero effort.

This is one of the most featureless games I’ve played in a long, long time. It is missing even the most basic “quality of life features” that have become standard in FPS gaming now. You can’t pick where you spawn, you can’t pick your partner, there are very few weapons (that you can’t customize), there are no classes,…

This movie has aged better than my exes. Hi-yo!

I honestly don’t think this is a big deal. I rarely care about how many kills someone gets, as long as they’re not dying eight or nine times. If you’re at two kills and two deaths, but have like 150K siege damage done and we’re pushing the core, IDGAF about the first two. The game gives you enough other information…

Yeah, I generally walked 3-4 miles a day in mine during the weekdays and love them.

Yeah, they’re the only off-the-shelf athletic shoe I can find that actually doesn’t kill my feet, so much so that I have a pair I jog in.

I’ve been getting Onitsuka Tigers for a few years now. They’re super comfortable, super cheap, and come in a thousand different colors so you can match them to pretty much anything you wear.

I don’t actually think it’s a proper dietary supplement in that it literally fills in for missing a meal, but it’s filling enough to make me forget that I’m hungry.

I know it’s the trend now to only like beers with so much hops it tastes like you’re drinking bong water but I still enjoy drinking Guinness in lieu of eating an actual meal when I'm on a bender.

Jason, why do you hate fun?