3662 here. Only 1338 more days until I get to the mysterious 38th rank.

Weren’t Sneads the thing that everyone needed in the Lorax that caused the trees to go extinct?

I’m your huckleberry.

Very few people have jobs that are easy. However, video game companies are the only ones that I can thin of that somehow get away with selling a broke or misleading product with zero recourse from the consumer in terms of compensation.

Ahem. Banana Republic is a subsidiary of the Gap.

My impression of Iron Banner: fuck Iron Banner. Fucking fuck it. I’m not even bad at Destiny’ PvP and it’s still the most miserable experience in gaming right now. I played for four hours last night and won FIVE matches. FIVE. I fucking deleted this game off my hard drive, that was how god damn awful it was.

This is somehow Urban Meyer’s fault.

“But when Clowney, who was basically a demigod at the college level combine...”

It is really helpful. There is so much going on that something that simple goes a long way.

I ate so well the week after my dad died.

I appreciated when people bought me liquor.

Are you telling me that conservatives passed a knee jerk measure trying to enforce their social morals that then backfired completely? This is gonna take me some time to digest.

I assume the Venn diagram of “adults who watch wrestling” and “adults who wear jerseys” is just a singular circle.

Yeah, they made eleven billion dollars last year, which sounds like an insane amount (and it sorta is) until you realize that half of that is gone before they even get their hands on it just from the NBA and NFL contracts alone.

I’ve tried to PvP a couple of times on various days and have completely abandoned it. I hate Destiny PvP as it is; on it’s best days it’s still lopsided and poorly balanced. But I never got on a team that was even competitive.

*also the best band.

On a side note, my raid team just got to the piston room for the first time last night. What an absolute shit show that was. The boss fights have been great but the most entertainment has derived from us mocking each other as we fail at the platforming bits.

This album is dumb but this interview is good.

If you think this was bad, I wish you’d give some coverage to the massive rip off that has been the Battlefield Hardline DLC.