Kinda bummed that bear has less trouble getting into a hammock than I do.

Cool tip, but unless you’re at the gear cap it’s probably just more useful to use these as intended, because you still need to fill out the other 10 empty spots of gear with the blues and legendary gear from the strike bosses to get there.

Got three Warlock helms today!

How would you rate it’s ability to harass my dogs?

How would you rate it’s ability to harass my dogs?

Well, Blizzard plans to put out yearly installments in the future.

I wonder how hard it is to get into a three point stance with a cursed monkey’s paw.

Destiny, a game in which we wish the Vex would have stopped in time until it was this good...

If you’re gonna be pretentious about your music, at least go all the way in. “Why don’t they have any Gorguts? Gosh!”.

The fact that I had to sit through 30 minutes of Script Ohio for the sixtieth time of my life this afternoon when I could have been watching this instead makes me upset. God damn, I swear Ohio State trotted out every fucking shambling corpse of a fifty year old team from a who-the-shit-cares sport that won a…

Fortunate Son rocks too hard for anyone to actually pay attention to the lyrics.

Double Happiness is the type of place where the clientele will generally self regulate that type of shitty behavior so it was probably a pretty mild debut for that phone line, but a cool idea none the less.

To be fair to Ohio State, they’re playing their third string QB. It’s not their fault the VaTech second string QB isn’t a Heisman finalist.

We just had a 1999 Gateway something-or-other come through our shop this week. I couldn’t figure out how to get the fucker to boot into safe mode to wipe the hard drive, and then three of us spent an hour trying to figure out how to even get the damn drive out. It had some sort of weird plastic strip that held…

Drafted Jay Cutler with the number one overall pick. I actually won the league that year, it was the last time I ever played.

This might by the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.

I didn’t even think it was possible to get that drunk by 5:30 in the evening. Believe me, I’ve tried.

“Everyone needs to stop looking at skin color and we’ll be a much better society!”

Too bad playing as anything other than a sword and board warrior at anything above easy difficulty required so much micromanaging since the AI was dumb as a box of rocks. Killing my first dragon took me almost an hour straight of play time because my entire team died in the first 30 seconds and I never touched the…

We don’t settle for B’s!

Well, I think you now know what you must do: convince Burneko to try it.