WhiskeyBlackout
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WhiskeyBlackout

Will that really make you puke? We used to shoot prairie oyster shots as a hangover “cure” in college and I vaguely remember them being pretty okay, but it's possible I was drunk.

So, if I’m reading this correctly, two different pressure gauges were reporting back two different findings. They tried to normalize those readings into an average, but only applied that average to the balls at half time and not to the balls prior to the start of the game, and that error is the difference between

I’m more impressed with the little dude in the red #11 jersey, look at him cut against the grain!

If it’s in the CBA that the max fine for a doctored ball by a player is $25K and no suspension, how in the living fuck have we arrived at this point?

The Big 10 Network gets, the last time I checked, ten cents per subscriber per month but that rate bumps up to a dollar if they’re in a state that has a Big 10 school in it. That’s a potential $300 million addition to the Big 10 Network just from Texas A&M joining alone.

Pretty sure this guy also had another video from Day Z where he made two players fight each other to the death that was pretty hilarious.

Who knew this whole time that Terminator 2 was an allegory explaining the evils of white industrialization’s causation of the annihilation of mankind, with all blame being placed on the shoulders of a black man.

As someone who never plays anything but white male characters in games where I'm giving limitless options, I'm all for this. It'd force me to embrace a new experience, which I need but never convince myself to do. I would get attached to whatever randomly generated schmo it gave me, too.

Would pay.

It’s bizarre that Alabama players would get distracted by their future NFL paycheck. It’s not like Nick Saban has ever sent signed recruiting material to prospective players about their future NFL pa-oh.

Your insight, as usual, is great. Do you have any idea why this law exist? It seems completely backwards from what makes sense. I can understand redacting both parties, or none, but not the perpetrator and leaving the victim.

Not sure if that is the case. It’s probably more likely that he will win the starting job at Ohio State than transfer to Alabama or Oregon and learn & succeed in a new system in three months. In the event he doesn’t win the starting position, he can play at a skill position in a system he already knows.

You’ll need it by the time you’ve done your 30th Batmobile mission for sure.

Well, this will land you less jail time than when they instructed you on how to smuggle drugs into an airplane.

You can’t hit a ho with a belt, they like that shit!

This is the most accurate thing ever posted in Deadspin history.

The devil is just an angel who asked for more.

The first 5 seconds of the video says its from a PS4.