I believe it's somewhere after "institutionally protected sexual assault" but before "hiding knowledge of a fake cancer victim to garner Heisman votes".

You're one of the good ones, Evan.

What? I meant Gawker writers. Geez.

The rioting in Ferguson was Sunday night. Last night, the police shot rubber bullets and tear gas into a peaceful gathering.

I think the difference is that, in Hardline, it's cops vs. criminals. In the real world, it's increasingly become cops vs. citizens.

My dad would have shot me in the face with his service issue Automatic Pistol, Caliber .45, M1911A1 because when I was a kid something parenting oh my god I'm so bored.

I'm renewing my subscription for this. I hate myself.

Dragon's Dogma was an unsung gem from the last console generation. I couldn't spend much time in Skyrim because, I dunno, there was TOO much to do for me. I tended to lose focus on, well, anything. Help with these dragons but also you're a werewolf and here is a guild and maybe you should find this person oh my god I…

When I was younger, I played Warcraft 2 obsessively for a few months and would hear the crackling of buildings being on fire well after I was done playing. It had only ever happened with that one game and that one specific sound, so I always thought it was kind of weird. Nice to know it's relatively common and not…

Considering I paid forty bucks for Battlefield 4 premium, thirty bucks a year for the full game plus three other games seems like a fucking steal to me. Is this just Sony being salty?

lolz, supposed to be "knell'. I apparently have never had to use that word before in the history of using my phone.

I liken Family Guy to 22 minutes of someone nudging you with their elbow going "Is this funny? Eh? Get it? Get it?". The first ten years or so of the Simpsons had hilarious, blink-and-you'll-miss it dialogue that is still funny 20 years later. Family Guy is string of pop cultural non sequiturs that just try too hard…

That makes sense, though the Monster Hunter games involve tracking and capturing/killing fantastical creatures.

I mean, you can play the Monster Hunter series, that's sorta like this?

I've out over 300 hours into Battlefield 4 and it still plays like a piece of shit. Issues thst have plagued it since launch still haven't been addressed. They really have no other recourse but to wait and ensure Hardline comes out flawless because this probably puts a lot of people from "not buy" to "wait and see".

I got bored after a week. Have no idea why but it feels like every game plays the exact same.

That would make sense. I just had a "Did I leave the oven on?" moment.

Built my first PC last year and this is what really fucked me up.

Yes.

I broke out MH3U again this weekend having gotten really bored with it and immediately got really bored again. Actually fighting monsters is awesome but literally everything else about the game is so fucking clunky I find it hard to play for more than half an hour at a time.

Is this an excerpt from Patrick Bateman's LiveJournal?