I'm with you on this one. I get really bored of those type of games. I did, however, love Red Dead Redemption but that is because I am obsessed with becoming a cowboy one day.

Tom Osborne browsing the internet, circa 2008
"Hmmm, a guy with a defensive back ground, eh?"

Tom Osborne, Saturday night
"LinkedIn. What a bunch of fucking fair-weather fucking—they can all kiss my ass out the fucking door."

Don't worry, another OSU already has the Dohrmann hate covered for his hack job piece on the Ohio State football program a few years back.

he’s 62 years old but has the body of a man half his age

Related.

This was just a test run for West Virginia's new tunnel tentatively known as the "Henry Highway".

Most major college football programs are not only supporting their programs but about twenty other non revenue sports. They need a certain amount of home games to generate that revenue.

"Harvard Optometry"

The cheerleaders, however, will be forced to run on to the field through a gauntlet of life-like rubber Jake Plummer hands.

While Dave Rice was a great sport about the incident and laughed it off, Mike Rice was seen pelting the base of the tower with basketballs and calling it a faggot.

Kid 1: "You know how I know you're gay? You have 26 hours worth of Glee on your DVR."

Stop, drop, and ROFL.

Yeah, sacrilege or not, I can't read this.

I took a judo class in college and, let me say, that judo flipping people is one of the top 5 best feelings in the world. It's actually a pretty handy skill to learn.

I am curious to how they managed to twist "bible studies" into "covering up a drive by".

Samurai Showdown was my favorite fighting game as a kid, I was super excited when I could find it available at Blockbuster. This has some pretty brutal finishers and the Hanzo x-ray finisher at ~2:10 is cooler than any of the Mortal Kombat ones, in my opinion.

That's actually exactly what I was looking for. I am pretty out of shape but even at 240lbs I can still get up and run 2 miles non-stop with little trouble until the next day, in which I can't fucking walk for the next 48 hours. The later part is what I'm trying to avoid.

Can anyone recommend me a running program to get back into exercising?

I am with you. I would actually rather pay a subscription because it keeps a lot of the riff raff out.

How is this supposed to work? I saw Company of Heroes 2 for twenty bucks. Okay, sold! But wait...it's not available until 12/31/13?