Haha, the last time the ball touched the ground was about three feet before the 3 point line. That's hilarious.

ESPN reports that Tim Tebow isn't worth the media circus ESPN created.

I was entertained by it, but I am also entertained by a lot of stuff that isn't really good. I wouldn't go so far as to say I liked it but when its on its something I'll sit around and watch. I'm not, like, one of those people that think it's the worst thing to happen to America since segregation or something like…

I've never played World of Tanks. Any good? Disclaimer: I like tanks.

I just started my first Flash course and the shit I have made is so incredibly crude this makes me want to literally burn the money I am spending on my education.

Drew: this is a surprisingly mature response coming from someone who once wrote a guide on how to carve your child's pumpkin while wasted. Kudos, sir. Swing through Columbus on your book tour so I can buy you a beer that I totally didn't spit in.

Some lessons are timeless. The Deadspin comment section did something I never thought would happen: made me a better person.

Haha, yeah, the word poison came out wrong. I meant more along the lines of a prank, not specifically trying to kill him.

Poison is the wrong word. How bout "mark"? With poop juice.

My deadbeat roommate keeps secretly eating my food despite repeatedly being asked not to. Is there a tactful way to poison food to, say, make him shit his pants?

Green tastes like sucking on a triple A battery and you damn well know it.

Purple is the only one that actually tastes like the color it's supposed to.

Oh hey, this is like one of those humane traps you use to capture little rodents alive around your house. Except in this case, "little rodents" means "children" and you are a child molester.

The Heat are basically one busted defensive play away from being down 3-1. If any game seems to be an aberration so far it would seem to be Game 3, not this one.

Consumer rights, in terms of digital products, are severely behind the times. I'm hard pressed to think of any other first hand product (i.e. you're not buying this used off craigslist) in the world that is basically sold "As Is" and you have no recourse as the purchaser. Then, they stick these EULA's in the game that…

Here, in my opinion, is how to make an informed, pro-female commentary about video games.

I just picked it up recently and started from scratch, pretty much the same boat as you. I'll add you later tonight!

Now, behold the plight of being the only gamer in your entire group of friends. I just hit 30 this year and the few friends that I did have that played video games don't particularly have time any more due to settling down, having kids, etc. It's a bummer!

Peter Molyneux summed up in five words: Who really gives a shit?

Your running sound track is eerily similar to my high school "get-some-over-the-pants-hand-action-in-my-94-Ford-Ranger-maybe-if-we-just-lean-this-way-then-shit-okay-how-bout-goddamn-it-why-didn't-I-just-get-a-car-you-can't-do-anything-in-here-oh-I-love-this-Juliana-Theory-song" sound track.