The Big 10 doesn't give a shit about their athletics, they just needed television households.

Seriously, this is the second time I've posted this: I NEED to know where to order a print of this. I will literally give my wallet to this person.

What is this I don't even-

I know there are readers that will be appalled, I don't begrudge them that, but the reality of the world is that there are many places, even in our backyards, where life is not sacrosanct. Being able to look it directly in the eye without finding any meaning or direction is incomprehensible and, probably most of all,…

Awesome.

Seriously, I would buy this too. I am the target demographic: I own two corgis and constantly rage at Call of Duty.

Yes, which means if your shoelaces get stuck in the crank your kneecap is going to wrench out of the socket. You also have to be a pretty astute observer of road traffic because there isn't really any slamming on the breaks to slow down, you sort of have to force pressure back on the pedals as you're riding which can…

One currently masturbating to CNN.

I took 3 hydrocodones this morning and no one knows. I’m going to take 2 more on the plane and fade away.

Corg-i-Duty or GTFO.

A new Forza game is reason enough for me.

*throws wallet at screen*

Oh, hey. Wireless, finally. It was embarrassing that the 360's wifi attachment cost half as much as a god damn Wii.

I turned 30 a few months ago and treated myself to a Lego X-Wing. I regret nothing.

Did it take getting fired to finally realize that the consumer isn't the enemy?

I think the new Wii controller would make an excellent devise for sports games. On the fly roster changes ,drawing up plays, stats, etc.

I get helmets aren't cool but, when you're past 18 and riding an inefficient toy reserved for pre teens as your main form of conveyance while rocking nut hugging painted on grey denim, maybe you should consider that battle already lost.

"I love a good solo, narrative experience. I much prefer it to stale, repetitive competitive multiplayer. I was playing Zelda while other kids were absorbed in endless Counterstrikematches. I also don't like sports. There's a pattern there, I think."

This made me smile immensely. Nothing snarky to add.

I would imagine with a new Super Smash Brothers, a new Mario game, and a new Mario Kart, that rumors of the Wii U's demise have been greatly exaggerated.