Wait, wait, wait.

Haha, this was mildly funny until the "THOSE AREN'T FOR YOU" part, then I legitimately laughed out loud.

I just received an iPad for Christmas and, I have to say, I am coming around to mobile gaming. It's not going to replace my PC, the way my PC didn't replace my console, and the way my console doesn't replace my DS. However, there are a lot of good developers and designers making games and products worthy of your time…

How are these Dragonquest games? I'm a new DS owner, so I've gone through Pokemon Black 2 and made my family get me a few Super Mario games for Christmas, but I am looking for a new IP that I haven't experienced yet and I hear a lot about Dragonquest. Are there other games for DS I should try that are not Japanese…

I definitely didn't even think of it in those terms. I didn't watch the video, so I just sort of assumed they were showing game play footage along with it, which apparently they did not. This makes more sense now.

It just seems like a weird list of games to use. Grand Theft Auto is the only one that really makes sense to me, if I were of the mind to believe this type of thing.

Holy shit! Really? Splatterhouse is older than Adam Lanza.

Holy shit. This is like a modern interpretation of the 19th century North American buffalo hu—haha! He shot that stupid elephant in the face!

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Oh my god, Leatherhead was one of my favorite characters as a kid. I think he had a sweet hat and a Cajun accent. Also, if I remember correctly, his figure came with a friggin' sawed off shotgun.

Hey, two hundred years is relatively modern in terms of documents that drive people's decision making. I can't buy Chik-Fil-A on a Sunday because of a 2000 year old manuscript, which is the real tragedy.

I'm gonna be completely honest...I would probably bang that otter.

*throws banana*

Oh hey, this reminds me of a used game shop I was in the other day charging 1200 bucks for an Atari Lynx. What a total steal.

I can't decide if Nate Jackson's comment is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever read or the most selfish fucking thing I've ever read.

I would totally buy a Greyjoy Division shirt.

When I was reading this article I seriously thought "Ugh, nothing could ever make me angry enough to hit a baby...except maybe Black Ops 2".

There was a gross play in the Ohio State/Michigan State game earlier this year where the Spartan's outstanding defensive end Gholston received a direct shot to the top of his head while diving on to a pile. You could easily see him laying limp on top of Braxton Miller and Miller doing his best not to move because he…

Ha!

I concur. I bought the Lego X-Wing on a whim and now can't decide what I want to buy next. Something modest like the Tie Fighter? Something bigger like the Millennium Falcon? Or do I blow half of my rent money on the Super Star Destroyer?