They really fucked it up this time, didn’t they my dear?

Appropriate for a bunch of jerk-offs.

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

He missed an opportunity to use "getting ran over by a Buss" for #59 on every list.

“I’m gonna go build my own baseball! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the baseball!”

Your Mom’s House since all the players will be there anyway to have sex with her

Rainbow Road

I mean, are those dimensions really that much worse than Yankee Stadium?

Fédération Internationale de Basketball Amateur

Watch your language please there are children on this web site

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

I’ve never seen anything blown up so fast in Oklahoma City.
-Mayor David Holt

I assume they are far more chill than the FCC, but wonder if the Australian counterparts have to needlessly censor songs like No Roots from Alice Merton or Root Down from Beastie Boys.  

STEAM (they added “Arts” to the acronym in most venues)

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

It’s just like my dad always says...
*three minute voicemail of ambient traffic noise and AM radio*

“We’ve switched the Diamonbacks’ bullpen with the Mets’. Let’s see if anyone notices.”

“Fucking showoffs.”

This is especially egregious since MLB has added that rectangle target right there above the plate.

That man is doing himself about 124,000,000 favors by continuing to “running out there half alive for this team”.