I contend that the Raptors’ championship is actually worth [checks xe.com] about 25.2% less than any previous title.

As a matter of fact, Draymond Green is not allowed to play in game 7 of the NBA Finals this season. 

It would have been a lot more hilarious if his technical foul for the timeout DID result in the Warriors coming back and winning, and then he got suspended for Game 7 because he hit the technical foul limit for the playoffs

The ESPN main color guys are so bad. JVG too, for different reasons. This tweet resonates with me deeply:

‘The Blues Sure Said “Fuck” A Lot After Winning The Stanley Cup’

To be fair, Fuck is an adverb in Canada.

Bruins, especially Chara, definItely committed the most non-called penalties in fucking NHL playoff history. Sit the fuck down or go cry somewhere else.

I actually believe St. Louis style wine is an unrefrigerated bottle of Sunny D.

If the Warriors need a fall guy, maybe Derrick Rose is available since that’s the only season when he actually plays.

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

Rule change! Only one team gets to enjoy the timeout. The other team has to do jumping jacks until the timeout ends. Real ones too. It’s a technical if someone just moves their arms up and down and doesn’t actually jump.

Stunning Finals upset for the Calves.

The trick is to just stand at the net and flick the Wiimote back and forth really fast. Unbeatable.

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

Considering the goal was actually scored on a pass rather than a shot, Bruins fans should be pissed that Rask didn’t do a better job Garden the net.

We’ll pick you up! And drop you on your head upon the ice

seems like a false flag IMO

I, for one, posit that the most Enterprising team won. 

Beer league softball shits usually don’t happen until the next day

I’ve played catcher on a few beer league teams where an overzealous shortstop makes that throw instead of going to second and the easy double play.