Freedom isn’t free.

Never forget their sacrifice

my great great grandaddy didn’t die at the alamo rent-a-car by the denver airport to see me kneel to that hated rebel insignia!

Thank you for your (customer) service!  3 stars.

With the series going to US soil, you knew the Canadians were going to get rid of their Looneys.

You’d think he, of all people, would heed Nancy Reagan’s advice to Just Sano.

Tropago delenda est

I like to think Blyleven was actually referring to all of Florida.

Counterpoint:

Re: Tropicana Field

It’s impossible to administer a burn to Train, as of how moist the air around them is from the hordes of horny wine moms.

Just don’t forget your phone in the car and you’re golden.

I’ve been calling NBC Sports for weeks. They kept showing Hurricanes instead of the goddamn Hartford Whalers games.

It’s a legal play, but something about this seems just a bit underhanded. 

Too bad this play ruined the NCAA’s hidden-tournament trick.

He should try basketball instead; says he likes it, and that gif shows him in fine form to coach Indiana.

“This is some pretty heavy stuff.”

Did they both belong to Kat Dennings?!