Tyler Brody wuz robbed!

What Wilson says is true: if one of your own players has a bruised back from being hit by a pitch, the bruise will disappear when you hit a member of the opposing team— it’s the magic of “taking care of your teammates.”

“Millennials are killing the Thank You note industry”

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

Here’s Bob Ley’s thoughts on the matter:

They should replace him with Bob Ley.

Bob Ley is the best

How many more times would you have made this comment if you had spent the first ten years of your career commenting on subpar websites?

Seriously? What kind of idiot would look up during the...

[players receive box of solar glasses]

The MLB umpire association have released a similar statement.

Of course this is doubtless true—pretty sure you can still coach football if you’re blind.

Long awaited #1 spot for Getting Hit By A Car. Good to see it finally get its day.

Would have taken him less time to rank all his Any Given Wednesday episodes.

I couldn’t even read all of them.

Ugh they do that weird thing where they just sort of go backwards out of friggin nowhere.

Oh buddy, how wrong you are.

Best way to avoid getting sick on a cruise ship is to avoid going on a cruise ship.

Less successful for Cherie, Punky’s friend