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From Forde’s 40: (4) The number of times Gregg Marshall’s wife fell over the railing and onto my laptop. (3) The number of times I strongly implied that I would like to have relations with ‘Cats superfine superfan Ashley Judd. (2) The number of people in the first picture that have court appearances in Indianapolis

It’s Sizzler’s new take out window food options.

It’s a, uh....power tools website! You know, to buy power tools....and things....

Ha!

She was drunk on expensive scotch, I’m guessing. But definitely more than three fingers.

BBC = Basket Ball Coach?

Shocker Wife Can’t Remain Seated.

This sounds a bit like a description of a Brazzers video.

Isosceles is disappoint, son.

Wait, OK has good pizza? This is total news to me.

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Pissed off OK State fans are saying Underwood is a whore for leaving, but at least they can console themselves with the fact that they still have one coach who’s a “man”…

Still more functional than the Scientology E-meter.

What a moron!

6.5 lights must be metric.

What a dumb comment. Mike Krzyzewski drinks the blood of poor children and performs weekly satanic cleansing rituals to prevent death, so Duke will never need another head coach.

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.

That’s a lot of effort to tell everyone you’re going to go 8-5 and then lose in the Del Boca Vista Phase II Bowl

Classic high school boys, always doing things prematurely.

Man, imagine these guys announcing Cavs-Rockets. “Harden for three—no good. Ah, he couldn’ care less, he’s having a ball, loves life and exercise.” “Out of bounds, they’re reviewing to see who touched it last. Doesn’t really matter, does it.”