You're not far off Tom. There's actually another panda outside of the frame that eats shoots and leaves.
"I'm gettin too endangered for this shit!"
Greg Maddux, Fergie Jenkins, Rick Sutcliffe, and 3 Finger Mordecai Brown.
I like either the Baylor Bulldogs or the Ohio State Bulldogs.
How can we still be this bad at filming shit with our phones? It's almost 2015. I feel like my 8 year old son could remake Avatar with my iPhone 6.
The person who should feel the worst about that horrible play? The guy who filmed it in vertical mode. His life coach should be fired.
The "Make-a-Wish Bowl". Granting the final wishes of dying football programs.
Fat guys are always looking for a scoop at the 31.
"No time for sunblock—have to collect more bracelets!"
This is how I got pregnant.
That's a rather Publix display of crabbiness towards Winston.
Have you ever met Boston fans? They don't grow out of that.
1. My problems
Hate it when my team's quarterback allows a division rival to score 55 points.
Only if you promise you're never gonna give me up or let me down.
My stepdad, for one, is super excited to hear about a Mexican losing his job to a middle-aged white guy.
"The Buccaneers name is offensive to anyone hurt by the rising price of corn on the cob."