"As World Series MVP, Chevy would like to award you with a VAN down by the RIVER!"

Dude, if you want free government publications so badly you don't have to go there on foot, all you have to do is write.

he likes to walk and wander, and he was looking for a warmer place,

RIP

Damn, man, this whole "don't eat shit in New York" thing is gonna be hell on Guy's American Kitchen & Bar.

More like No Balance, amirite?

DeHoff- Okay, I think I'll have the entendre burger... You know what? Fuck it. Make it a double.

You cut out the money shot.

A backlash meaning they would instantly become my favorite player.

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♫ Because he's Corny!
Clap along, even if your white-ass can't keep the beat! ♫
♫ Because he's Corny!
Clap along, if you wouldn't last ten minutes on the street! ♫
♫ Because he's Corny!
Clap along if you know that your coach dances like a creep! ♫
♫ Because he's Corny!
Clap along if you know his PR guy just hit delete! ♫

NBA: This is too sexy

The score was

Finally, someone who knows how to film a sporting event with a cell phone. But I'm not digging the piano track. Someone went a little too crazy with their editing app.

What killed my nostalgia boner was seeing that, even 90 years ago, players were stupid enough to slide into first.

That piano music was a million times more exciting than Ernie Johnson. Actually the entire thing was a better production than TBS the other night.

You should start a Deadspin comments Spanish tutoring club called Muertogiro, amirite?

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."