This:

He was gonna pull the ball to left field, but being Jeter, he hit it the right way.

He doesn't know how to behave in Publix places.

They should suspend him without pay.

KC: That's what speed do.

KC: Speed immediately came in handy.

KC: I generally win with speed.

Reporter: Ok, ok, Mr. Caminiti, thank you.

Zee goggles, they do nothing!

Maybe I need to goggle the story!

Times have changed... back in my day, the only goggled running back was Eric Dickerson.

He also appears to be a dog guy.

Wait until the video comes out.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,

Of all the lists to not have "getting hit by a car" as an option...

I think he was just scared that finger gun was real

Did they change the format? Are we playing all these teams in succession, Mortal Kombat style?

Not to alarm everyone, but I DON'T THINK HE HAS THE EXPRESS WRITTEN CONSENT OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL.

For those of us who have Sunday Ticket