I think a better solution would be instead of boards, have a ledge that players will fall over and then a Turtle on a cloud with a fishing pole rescues them and drops them back in the middle of the ice.

So he's remaining aloof-a?

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

Bauer's been associated with the Chargers for decades, so we wouldn't expect any kind of punishment to come of this.

"Now who's going to slice?!?!"

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that music in that video is a little too intense for showing grass, right?

That's weird. I though turf wars were typically associated with Oakland.

Or you could just stand outside for an hour and save yourself $586.

I didn't realize what simple pleasures lay in watching people catch buckets with their faces.

Oxycontin

What do we pour on people for concussion awareness?

It's Notre Dame. This will blow over just like a scissor lift.

This can't possibly be real.

Tastefully done. I can't wait till they run with a picture of a belt for Robin Williams' memorial service.

Why did the wife let all those dishes pile up?

TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK OFF, BLESSINGS.

I don't mean to rag on you but that is bloody awful.

If the NFL were really interested in promoting synergy with their partner in Toyota they would change the name of audibles to recalls.

When asked about Kevin Love leaving, the state collectively shrugged its shoulders, and looked off into the flat horizon. In the August haze, one could swear they can see all the way to Willmar from here.