I am a working cook, as well as an instructor at a culinary school in Canada. I regularly reference BCO in class, trying to prepare my students for the unbelievable fuck-wittery waiting for them out in the 'real' world. These poor kids have no idea what awaits them...

The middle picture looks like the sweetest little naptime fisting to ever occur.

Thank you for not first describing Simpson as a mother, like the Gawker article did.

exactly. Oh, and also, you didn't suffer enough, so imma PROLONG and delay your spiritual release so that then it can be manipulated to be more timely. What in the hell is wrong with these people. That's not what you do for people that you supposedly love.

You know who I want to see on her show?

Are you advocating for gendered comedy, where only men get to use lowbrow/potty humour? If so, I don't think that's a solution to anything.

No, I completely agree with what you said. Innocent black lives are viewed by white people as collateral damage in the pursuit of the targeted portrayal of economically disadvantaged black people as criminals and less-thans. Nobody has a problem with this militarized police state when people of color are targeted.

Reading the articles it sounds like she was collateral damage of wanting some flashy shit for a fucking TV show.

The majority of Americans are okay with this. Black lives do not matter. Whether male or female, young or old. The majority (yes, that's mostly white people in the US) think the murder of this child is just collateral damage.

I met John Ritter in a bar and he asked me to hold his beer. Then he immediately yelled, "BARTENDER! THIS KID IS GETTING DRUNK OVER HERE!!", which made everyone in the bar turn and look, and me blush like crazy (I was 11). Then he bought me a water... which, errm.. was free. Because water. Also because open bar..…

This woman is the type of mother that makes me hate mothers.

Yeah, servers DEFINITELY hate you.

zillions of products and tools on the market to help discourage your cat from scratching things around the home

"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."

A flat white isn't an Australian or NZ invention. It's also the least pretentious coffee you can get, it has nothing to do with microfoam. It is merely espresso with milk that isn't frothed at all, hence the FLAT white name.

I think that was every restaurant everywhere.

I must be a horrible person, because all I could do was roll my eyes when I saw this. It's cute that she's excited, but this is excessive. I wonder how she reacts when BAD things happen.

D'accord, d'accord, d'accord.

To whom? The dogs? IDGAF about mommyism and no baby's first steps/self-feeding/kindergarten play group don't make the person who gestated it for nine months royalty, or Nobel Prize winners. If only people took their responsibilities to animals seriously, things would be a lot less messed up.