VOMIT GREEN: Leave me alone, please.

[crickets]

No. I wish I were half as tough and brave, actually.

You're the hardest working troll on the internet, dogonabun. Truly. I see you trolling your little heart out here damn near every day. Maybe someday you'll actually say something subtly provocative and you can fap until you're empty.

What's so infuriating is that I'm too afraid to say boo to creepy-ass dudes who catcall because I don't know what they're gonna do. I might say "go fuck yourself" to some creeper and I'll end up in a shallow grave somewhere. It's, in my view, an unnavigable situation.