From The Mixed Up Files of Mrs. Basil E Frankweiler (1967). Because what child has not dreamed of showing their parents that they can make it on their own and in one of the greatest museums in the world? While definitely a book that shows its age, the characters, child characters no less, are funny, kind, and deeply…

In related news, if you're not following his twitter, then I don't know what you're doing with your life.

If it's real, then it must have hurt like hell to get. I don't know if significant pain makes a stupid tattoo better or worse. It actually is pretty perfect because it perfectly sums up my feelings about Rachel Bilson. I just really want her to want more for herself. Except for her choice of Lip Smackers. This ish is…

Mr. Ozon may be interested in knowing that my fantasies actually involve hunting Roman Polanski down and smuggling him back to the United States through some kind of bounty hunters of feminism organization.

Agree to the above, but I'm going to throw out a special "fuck that" to the media. Why are you the fucking worst??? How is it that CNN "exclusively" reported that a suspect was arrested and then "exclusively" reported that this was incorrect? I want Walter Cronkite to come back and team up with Jon Stewart to become…

It seems a little unfair to the other profanities to count "bastard" among them. It's basically Jon Snow's pseudonym. Although if the purpose is to consider what's not allowed on basic cable, it makes sense.

I feel like this is another way in which weddings and pre-wedding events are expanding into multiple month affairs. It seems like every wedding now includes at least three separate events and requires the guests plan for at least two and a half days of festivities for the actual wedding. What is particularly…