I don’t find hips/ass to be a huge problem with a sheath or shift dress, so long as it’s a roomy enough cut or size. What IS a problem is huge boobs, that either render the top impossibly tight, or, if you size up, your tits make it like a cantilevered circus tent and it’s all “oh when are you due?”

Aesthetically, I looooove a sheath dress. I want to be the kind of woman who puts on a solid coloured sheath and booties and does Serious Business all day. But I too have the hips :\

SAME. I’m only like, a quarter Italian but the genes are strongest when it comes to skin/body hair growth.

Do ittt. So worth it. I'm down to a manageable beard and don't have to wax every week anymore.

Warning...I’m mixed and my skintone is somwhere between Rashida Jones and Rihanna. Anyway, I had heard it does not work well on darker skin tones but I went anyway—and the results were subpar. Apparently there is special kind of laser that works better on darker skin tones but it is more expensive and not every…

Me too. Also Italian.

me too. one day I will be able to afford laser!!!

Groupon, girl! I am going next week. I paid $79 and I am getting my face done, lower legs, feet (Hobbit feet...), armpits, and bikini line.

In anticipation of his probable response to that:

You catch it from tampons.

And vaccines have been associated with autism. That doesn’t mean vaccines have anything to do with autism nor does it make people who insist on this erroneous connection any less dumb.

They don’t understand that. They define it differently. To them, feminism or racial equality is defined as, “Oh shit, the _____ are going to treat us as badly as we’ve treated them all these years? EVERYBODY PANIC!”

That’s what you people believe?

*Looks at Cher’s closet, then at Wrestlemania*

he actually CALLED me on the phone like a man

That is still a contract there, sport. Sorry to break it to you.

Ok, sure, it's a lot of hair.

Paraphrasing a comment from another poster:

She doesn’t love him. She loves drama.

That is unbelievably sad.