Watch any Project Runway episode where the designers are asked to design for women who aren’t models for an answer to that question. Almost without fail at least one of them melts down and acts like Heidi personally shot their childhood pet. It’s insane.

Eh, depends on the cat. If you’ve got a cat that refuses to allow you to brush them (hissing, spitting, biting, etc) and shaving them is the only thing that prevents serious matting, shave them.

The nurses my husband had during his chemo were literal saints. Every last one. I don’t know how they did it because it was so hard for me to be in that infusion room week after week and see how sick some of those other patients were.

Are you me? I went to the gym 3 days a week, did yoga the other 2, religiously tracked all my calories for a year...and I gained 10 pounds. So I stopped going to the gym.

The guy I lost my v card to went down on me once and decided he didn’t like it because it was “gross.” Our sex life became daily blow jobs for him, nothing (literally nothing) for me. To this day I can't enjoy oral because I'm convinced my husband is hating every second of it and finding my body disgusting. So thanks…

And the condiment king.

Yep. I grew up in Colorado and every summer it shows up in the prairie dog population.

He’s not. He’s grumpy at the idea that women can decide to show a little more skin on TV and still decide they aren’t comfortable showing skin in pictures. His thinking - You show skin *here* so you have to show it everywhere and not complain ever!

I’m not. This guy was from Wyoming and I didn’t know him very well. I think this is just shit stoner dudes who thought they were funny did for fun.

I knew of a guy (friend of a friend) who used to do that - and then stretch his scrotum out so the skin would go tight over the balls. He’d hold it like that until someone noticed and then yell “THE BRAIN!”

Uh, if them being in their room all the time is an issue, perhaps you should encourage them to leave it? Also - if you allow your kids to do nothing but focus on their AMAZING futures, what happens when they aren’t the next Steve Jobs? What happens when they’re just some desk jockey pulling 33k a year managing…

Dude. I am 100% for Bernie but I’m also realistic about his chances at getting the nomination. I don’t think it’ll happen. So if my choices are Clinton or (Insert Insane Republican Here), I’m voting Clinton.

I’ve only done it once. That movie was Van Wilder.

My husband and I were too depressed after he discovers what’s left of his body to finish the movie. We never tried watching it again.

The most entertaining part of this movie was sitting there watching other people walk out. I’ve never seen such a mass exodus in the middle of a movie before. We stayed just to see if we’d be the last ones left (we weren’t - about 4 other people made it through.)

My husband’s best friend threw an absolute shit fit when we booked the wedding on a day that was inconvenient for him. He could not believe we hadn’t asked him first if our date was ok, and then he was even more upset that we weren’t willing to move the date when he wasn’t sure if it would work for him. He called my…

Puppetry of the Penis is not a new show. It’s been around since at least the late 90s. It may be new to Vegas, but it’s been around for years.

Taylor!

Yep. I didn’t look at “The Fappening” nudes because it was creepy, and I won’t look at his dick for the same reason.

100% this. My mother is also an immigrant who has never once had her intentions questioned. My sister and I have never been told we don’t deserve to live in this country because our mother is an immigrant. Why? We’re white.