Remember, the only “activist judges” are liberal judges!! Not guys like this! /S

My mom came here as a child in the 50s. If they overturn the 14th amendment then I’m not a citizen, either.

You know what’s really fucking funny about this? You’re all for it because when you think “immigrant” you think “brown.” You aren’t lamenting “troublemakers” who happen to be white. Would white kids born to white immigrants still get birthright citizenship?

THIS. Don’t be afraid to reach down there and do what you need to do.

It’s so disheartening. My husband and I live in LA and are trying for kids. I know it’s years down the road, but I’m seriously worried about where I’d send my hypothetical kid to school. I believe in the public school system, my husband and I are both products of public schools (granted, public schools in other…

I was just thinking about starting the couch to 5k program. Then I read this.

I live in LA and I didn’t go. Why? I feel like it’s expected to show up and really make a statement with your clothing/lack of clothing, and if you can’t, why are you there? I’m intimidated by all the ladies walking around in practically nothing - not because of them, but because of my own issues. Much like “Free the…

Poor health doesn’t excuse heinous views.

I’m having a hell of a time trying to get pregnant and I’m giving her a mental high five. Pregnancy sounds like a god damned nightmare from start to finish. Some ladies get the “OMG, look at my cute bump!” but I’m pretty sure if I ever get pregnant I’ll be in the “I look like an exhausted whale and everyone keeps…

I’m trying to get pregnant now (with no success - I really think I’m too fucking old) but I know with 100% certainty I will hate every last second of it. Cute bump, shiny hair, clear skin? Yeah, that ain’t happening for me. I’m sure I’ll just look super fat, tired, and swollen the whole time.

Yes, you do. Do you know how many immunocompromised people there are out there? A shit ton. Getting your flu shot, even if you aren’t 70, helps to protect those people.

If they follow the European model, it should. I was in London in 2005 and they brought a reader to the table, you put you card in followed by the PIN, and it printed a receipt. The card never left my friend’s hand.

The only thing I hate about “man buns” is the name. It’s a bun, no need to gender the fucking thing.

Most spiders aren’t harmful. But Black Widows? Those things are no fucking joke.

Martha Plimpton is fierce as fuck when it comes to reproductive rights. She does not play.

That’s adorable. I have one that squeaks. I can’t stand how cute it is.

I’m going with Max Power.

I hope they have more chemistry in real life than their characters do on Gotham.

Throw them my way! Seriously - I have a CZ and I’m not getting an “upgrade” any time soon (read: ever.) So if you're just throwing diamonds away...

As an H cup, I guarantee you me free boobing would cause significantly more issues than wearing an underwire. I wear a bra with a swimsuit, that's how much of an issue it is.