Are you me? I went to the gym 3 days a week, did yoga the other 2, religiously tracked all my calories for a year...and I gained 10 pounds. So I stopped going to the gym.

The guy I lost my v card to went down on me once and decided he didn’t like it because it was “gross.” Our sex life became daily blow jobs for him, nothing (literally nothing) for me. To this day I can't enjoy oral because I'm convinced my husband is hating every second of it and finding my body disgusting. So thanks…

Yep. I grew up in Colorado and every summer it shows up in the prairie dog population.

He’s not. He’s grumpy at the idea that women can decide to show a little more skin on TV and still decide they aren’t comfortable showing skin in pictures. His thinking - You show skin *here* so you have to show it everywhere and not complain ever!

I’m not. This guy was from Wyoming and I didn’t know him very well. I think this is just shit stoner dudes who thought they were funny did for fun.

I knew of a guy (friend of a friend) who used to do that - and then stretch his scrotum out so the skin would go tight over the balls. He’d hold it like that until someone noticed and then yell “THE BRAIN!”

Uh, if them being in their room all the time is an issue, perhaps you should encourage them to leave it? Also - if you allow your kids to do nothing but focus on their AMAZING futures, what happens when they aren’t the next Steve Jobs? What happens when they’re just some desk jockey pulling 33k a year managing…

Dude. I am 100% for Bernie but I’m also realistic about his chances at getting the nomination. I don’t think it’ll happen. So if my choices are Clinton or (Insert Insane Republican Here), I’m voting Clinton.

My husband’s best friend threw an absolute shit fit when we booked the wedding on a day that was inconvenient for him. He could not believe we hadn’t asked him first if our date was ok, and then he was even more upset that we weren’t willing to move the date when he wasn’t sure if it would work for him. He called my…

Puppetry of the Penis is not a new show. It’s been around since at least the late 90s. It may be new to Vegas, but it’s been around for years.

Taylor!

Yep. I didn’t look at “The Fappening” nudes because it was creepy, and I won’t look at his dick for the same reason.

100% this. My mother is also an immigrant who has never once had her intentions questioned. My sister and I have never been told we don’t deserve to live in this country because our mother is an immigrant. Why? We’re white.

Remember, the only “activist judges” are liberal judges!! Not guys like this! /S

My mom came here as a child in the 50s. If they overturn the 14th amendment then I’m not a citizen, either.

You know what’s really fucking funny about this? You’re all for it because when you think “immigrant” you think “brown.” You aren’t lamenting “troublemakers” who happen to be white. Would white kids born to white immigrants still get birthright citizenship?

THIS. Don’t be afraid to reach down there and do what you need to do.

It’s so disheartening. My husband and I live in LA and are trying for kids. I know it’s years down the road, but I’m seriously worried about where I’d send my hypothetical kid to school. I believe in the public school system, my husband and I are both products of public schools (granted, public schools in other…

I was just thinking about starting the couch to 5k program. Then I read this.

I live in LA and I didn’t go. Why? I feel like it’s expected to show up and really make a statement with your clothing/lack of clothing, and if you can’t, why are you there? I’m intimidated by all the ladies walking around in practically nothing - not because of them, but because of my own issues. Much like “Free the…