I’m having a hell of a time trying to get pregnant and I’m giving her a mental high five. Pregnancy sounds like a god damned nightmare from start to finish. Some ladies get the “OMG, look at my cute bump!” but I’m pretty sure if I ever get pregnant I’ll be in the “I look like an exhausted whale and everyone keeps…

I’m trying to get pregnant now (with no success - I really think I’m too fucking old) but I know with 100% certainty I will hate every last second of it. Cute bump, shiny hair, clear skin? Yeah, that ain’t happening for me. I’m sure I’ll just look super fat, tired, and swollen the whole time.

The only thing I hate about “man buns” is the name. It’s a bun, no need to gender the fucking thing.

Most spiders aren’t harmful. But Black Widows? Those things are no fucking joke.

Martha Plimpton is fierce as fuck when it comes to reproductive rights. She does not play.

That’s adorable. I have one that squeaks. I can’t stand how cute it is.

I’m going with Max Power.

I hope they have more chemistry in real life than their characters do on Gotham.

Throw them my way! Seriously - I have a CZ and I’m not getting an “upgrade” any time soon (read: ever.) So if you're just throwing diamonds away...

As an H cup, I guarantee you me free boobing would cause significantly more issues than wearing an underwire. I wear a bra with a swimsuit, that's how much of an issue it is.

Most large bras come with underwire- it's actually pretty difficult to find one without. Are you suggesting large-breasted women should never visit their clients/family members?

It’s easy to call bras “sexist” when you aren't relying on one to lessen the physical issues that come with large breasts.

Lol. Sure, I'll just stop wearing my H cup bra to the office and let you know how quickly I get pulled into HR.

My bra set off the metal detector in LAX about 2 years ago. I had to be patted down and everything after it happened.

Boob cape.

Exactly. There aren't enough young women for everyone. Also - young women want to fuck young men.

Honestly, I think it speaks more to American culture. We’re taught (through movies, tv, political rhetoric, etc.) that only “pussies” talk to their enemies or negotiate with those they feel are “wrong.” Just look at the republican debates - everyone saying they’d never speak to Putin but they’d throw troops at him to…

Are you near a Planned Parenthood? They charge on a sliding scale.

Totally. That’s why “Pearl Harbor” is such a common wedding theme for today’s youth.

Thank you. I’m 35 and my tits have sagged since the day they came in...when I was 11. Apparently I should be constantly shamed and made to feel like shit for something that was completely out of my control