This guy is probably the type to go on and on about how not everyone needs to go to college to get a good job when people complain about the insane cost of colleges.

If I ever get pregnant, I’ll be one of those evil “scheduled c-section” women that they tell you about! BOO! FEAR ME! I AM TERRIBLE AND VAIN AND OMG THE WORST..oh, no, I just had to have a giant fibroid removed in order to even have a chance of getting pregnant and doctors won’t allow me to give birth vaginally due to…

If you aren’t super pale with hair so dark you can see the folicles through your skin, shaving may be a good option. If you aren’t, and if you’ve got a nice thick Italian lady ‘stache, it’s a fucking nightmare because YOU CAN ALWAYS SEE A SHADOW. Not that I speak from experience or anything...

I want this done so badly (I’m super pale with DARK hair. And, I’m Italian, so) but I’ve heard it can grow back if your hormones change. I have a mustache that 15-year-old boys would envy, so I don’t have a lot of faith that it would go away forever.

I do this, too. And the ones out of my upper lip. And it’s not like one or two - this takes AT LEAST an hour. Waxing doesn’t work for me because they grow too quickly. And it’s been this way since I was 9!

And your phone charger. ALWAYS.

Per the link I included in my original comment - they are not automatically called high-risk. There is more POTENTIAL for a high-risk pregnancy, but they are not automatically labeled “high-risk”.

Once you hit 35, that’s automatically a high-risk pregancy.

I love you, but you shut your whore mouth about The Crow. That scene is perfect and “Burn” is one of the best Cure songs ever released.

Because no one “serious” reads “women’s fiction” and everyone rolls their eyes at the “basic bitches” that do.

Not event lying, I’m thinking about resubmitting all my stuff with male names just to see what happens.

I’d volunteer as well...but mine would just be “here’s a lot of shit I bought at Target (save the naked palette) because Sephora makes me feel ugly whenever I walk in.”

Congrats on not having problems that require involved skincare routines and/or a lot of makeup. Truly, you should be proud. Continue to look down your nose at those of us who didn’t win the genetic lottery!

You’d think Trump would double down and praise this guy. His fans would LOVE it.

Dude, don’t tolerate that shit. Drop them. Get better friends.

One of them is a red head.

I stopped using Glow because it kept trying to sync with MyFitnessPal and I had no interest in linking the two. Also - the message boards. I just....no. Nope.

If you are having sex and someone sticks a finger up your ass (and you hadn’t discussed it, she hadn’t said “do you want me to...?”) then you have the right to stop the sexual encounter right then and there. You have withdrawn consent. But that’s hard for you to comprehend somehow?

I was honestly shocked to learn that she’s 36. I feel like she’s been around since I was a kid...and I’m 35.

HYDE AMENDMENT. Look it up.