funniest thing I've seen created by the Onion in ages

He's a cock and wouldn't trust him to not lie blatantly at any moment. Here's hoping T3 will be a amassive flop so he doen't get hired in hiollywood again.

@tosk05: fo r the 360 option things have changed since you last looked at it two years ago. The elite is much quieter and the new s is silent. Oh and Black.

brilliant. That is an ugly 'view point' and much better as a dragon

gimme now!

"The peripheral's launch lineup is, to be kind, disappointing, consisting almost entirely of crude "waggle" titles that ask nothing more of the user than to jump, wave their arms or run on the spot. Even Harmonix's Dance Central, the "highlight" of Kinect's launch software, falls into this category."

I thought it very weak indeed, first 3mins and I though it was a repeat! Mildly funny but overally lame. The re-occurring nuts 'gag' was abysmal.

They killed TFU 1 team before launch. No change here - but the GU team? It didn't perform and wasn't really a great team. That is the business, if you expect stability you are in the wrong job.

disappointing. Some look great but a couple look like arsing around with cheap and poor photoshop filters. Scifi art its (to me) supposed to wonder and create amazing things, most of this does nothing for me. Where's the glimpse of the future? Where is the wonder?

@Dylan Paul McGinn: seriously TRY IT. It is very good and is just going to get better. I do think you should try it in a home not at a show. Shovelware is wrong especially Dance Central is awesome and very very polished about as far away from that as Red Steel as a good FPS.. Yes there is crap on it just like every…

I'd give another couple of reasons:

@Astrodude: gloves will help as it can also see in colour but as a proof of concept it's perfect and will get much better.

that is actually v small and cute but no.

@The Demon Unleashed: err No it's not..

it has Russell Brand in it? Rather rip off my own testicles then, not interested in the slightest

seriously did anybody actually want this?

@PlaidNinja: what? so at ground zero, an explosion that flattened buildings a FRIDGE thrown several hundred feet manages to do the following:

@AgentSmithAndWesson: oh god I'd love one

@PlaidNinja: personal opinion, you are wrong and by all critical assesment you are also. No I agree with Stompy.

Lucas use Fate of Atlantis and dump any idea of Shia's character being shoehorned in. Then we might forgive you for the Crystal Abortion.