It's like that Portlandia sketch: "just put a ruffle on it!"

I also liked the bunnys from Snowwhite.

I went to high school during that time. He most definitely prowled CPS high schools. In fact, one of my friends was one of the girls Kelly would musically mentor. When she told me I couldn't believe her since she could not sing and asked her to prove R. Kelly was training her. She said she could and no shit that…

You don't necessarily need a dermatologist. Your family doctor or an urgent care doc-in-a-box should be able to numb him up, make a small incision and remove the ball/sac in 5-10 minutes. I did the same for my father in law who had one on his neck, it was driving him crazy too for the same reason: he could smell it.

He is goddamn adorable. "Unhand me, father! I wish to greet my subjects!"

I'm with you. I was a freakishly tall and skinny kid (before I filled out a lot at about 8 and became a freakishly tall fat kid) so my clothes never fit properly. I also was always losing my stuff, always my hair was a mess and always my laces were untied/clothes half hanging off on one side/etc, always covered in…

jesus fucking christ

This is a fantastic argument and I'm hoping in devolves into an all-out BLOOD FEUD

The entire family was made fun of, and when they became too redneck for their liking, they gave them the boot.

Someone needs to get that child out of the house. She does not look like she's being well taken care of. The family has fallen apart. And...I was a chubby kid who became a fat adult, and I'm not trying to either fat shame nor pick on her, but she has gone from chubby to obese since Honey Boo Boo has been on the air.…

I am barely over her Carl's Jr. ad where she molested a burger.

Congrats! You're both assholes.

He should have rode a Los Angeles class submarine into the chamber. Its the Crazy Ivan!

Can I ask why you let your kids throw food all over the place? I've seen this, asked my mother about it, like did we do that at that age? and she said hell no.

THIS IS A LATE LOAF OF BREAD. IT HAS CEASED TO BE AND GONE TO MEET ITS BAKER.

My grandpa once walked out of a Chinese restaurant in Texas because he saw not a SINGLE Chinese word on the ENTIRE menu.

I hope you order plenty of the Gratuity :)

THESE ARE YELLOW. I CANNOT ALIGN MY CHAKRAS WITH YELLOW.

I worked for a regional franchise of a national chain restaurant that was a big proponent of secret shopping. Our location was near several busy business parks and hotels with convention spaces. One of our regular groups was a Mormon youth conference - all very nice, well-dressed, attractive young people, but they…

So full from all the gratuities in mah belleh.