Yah, I make the mistake of complaining about shopping, now and then, and it's always a nightmare extricating myself from the ensuing shitstorm. Yes, clothes that fit are hard to find because I have a kickass hourglass figure. Can I just complain that my clothes don't fit without it being perceived as a dig on someone…

I'm in an interracial relationship and sometimes when I'm with my boyfriend people pass us on the street and just beam at us, so I can definitely tell approving looks from the bigots.

Want weirder? I worked with a girl who's cousin had been a stripper for awhile. When she got pregnant she went back to the club she had worked at because she knew she would make twice as much.

Meanwhile, here in Grayland:

My crazy aunt who lives in Florida will have you know she is too busy getting caught up in multi-level marketing schemes and shacking up with guys who live on houseboats for this sort of bullcrap. She'd also like you to know that she's having a trunk show of the jewelry she has designed herself on her and Bucky's love…

My ears were pierced at a couple weeks, it's also a completely normal part of my culture. Not everyone has the same world view as you.

Also, you left out Life on Mars.

I'm sure they signed all the legal paperwork beforehand, and I'm sure they convinced themselves that the public would see the episode and side with them. I don't think they're capable of insight or self-reflection or shame.

This is the best 45 minutes of television I have ever seen. Literally every second of bullshit reality TV has inflicted on us is worth it for this pure, glorious moment of comeuppance.

Don't feel sorry for them. Amy went to prison for Social Security fraud, there's evidence Samy may be an ACTUAL gangster who is…

They actually promoted their appearance on their facebook page, *that's* how delusional they are.

1. OMG stealing tips!!! Aaaaahhhhhh!!!

This show had more episodes then Firefly. I'll be over in the corner, sobbing and chugging a bottle of wine.

I'm 40, and an aging Goth chick. No, not the Hot-Topic-Mall-Type. The Germany in the 80s and 90s type. I literally was at a Peter Murphy/Bauhaus concert last night in Philly.

I grew up in Delaware, and we LOVED that scene. It's sad, but so true. Delaware is boring. That said, I'm super proud of my home state today. :)

Agreed. It looks like upholstery. And not even upholstery I would choose, but something my mom would have loved.

I thought Kanye was her new stylist. All that dress is missing is the plastic cover and a matching lamp with plastic covered shade.

saw the British version of this and HATED it with a vengeance. It's not that it's trashy, sex-addicted, and emotionally cheap. That's to be expected.

I, too, watched the BBC version of the show and after a while I started to really hate it because it seemed like EVERYBODY on that show was lying to everybody. EVERYBODY was being horrible to someone else. There was like...one character I sort of liked but the script dicks her over in a mean way. It was less sexy and…

I was one of four all about a year apart, and I think a mix of Lord of the Flies and The Mickey Mouse Club is a good description. My mom was always messing up names, she just started saying all four in a row; she still often calls us by one of the other names.