That’s why we don’t put 12 year olds in charge of nothing.

The casuals here will hate it but please just inject this directly into my veins. 

Those wheels are weapons grade ugly. 

Thanks for the tip on 99percentinvisible, it’s very interesting!

There’s an awesome episode of 99% invisible about a police department in California that changed their uniforms and attitudes (and how much the cops HATED it) https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/the-blazer-experiment/

And I think about this episode every time I hear about cops abusing power, closing ranks and…

Not with that defeatist attitude.

Cause I to like to live dangerously

Horse on the badge. Definitely a Mustang.

Maybe she’s hot because she had a broken thermostat.

A GM will run worse longer than most cars will run.

If 80's Eddie Murphy could be a car interior, this is it. 

But it possibly could be still on the road. They don’t call J-cars cockroaches for nothing.

“I wish we had more hot hatches in the USA”

*finger on monkey’s paw curls in*

Hyundai presents a 4,000 lb vehicle that resembles a hot hatch in pictures but in fact has acute giantism

1965 Buick riviera takes the crown

If the Carfax checks out, this seems like a decent entry-level Cayman. However you feel about the wheels, you could always sell them and use the proceeds to fund a set of stocks or something different. The biggest concern is the red gauge faces and knowing that someone has opened up the cluster.

The badge engineering toupee/faksies is a bit silly. Why stop at ‘S’ ? Carerra GT3 or 959 might feel better . ND

I think those gauge faces are from Crusin’ USA.

NP - this one is in pretty good shape (meh pictures notwithstanding) and is on the lower end of what these usually sell for. This body style has grown on me, and these have the added bonus of being a homologation special which is always cool.

... “from an era when Chrysler was financially on the ropes.”

This topic does not seem very Jalopniky.