Her son had already tested positive for COVID.

My buddy has an ex-wife that’s a loose nut.  The indicators were a little different.

My dad said similar about 4wd. 4wd is great for getting you further into the ditch. For 30+ years he drove various rwd wagons and sedans 30+ miles through rural Minnesota in almost all weather to get to work on the railroad. I don’t ever remember him ending up stuck or in the ditch either.

Your supposed to see if there’s an Elantra stuck halfway, and when you buy yours, you get two Elantras.

Does dad get upset when people tell his daughter she has a nice caboose?

I’ll see myself out...

When it comes to Stupid Car purchases, I have “Exceeded Expectations”. The cars I bought without help from anyone else are:

Since my first car was a ‘73 Chevy Vega wagon*—one of the worst cars to ever come out of Detroit—not a chance.

We all been there...

Hi from the north end of 55!

Escarole capital of the US.

I heard Ron Howard

That dude’s voice is so soothing he could narrate a colonoscopy.

This is what I posted and I seriously have no idea why it wasn’t selected.

Which is wrong.  Always swerve right.

Sorry, no.  Any reasonable drivers ed class will tell you that if someone is coming into your lane, you always, ALWAYS head for the shoulder/ditch/whatever, AWAY from the natural lane for the wrong-way driver.  In case they wake up/realize their mistake and correct their path.

Looking at the frames right before it swerved:

Same as everyone else, the MuchoMachos say it all. I’ve seen a set or two come through the BMW dealership I work at. Cousins of the Unicorn Creation E-load range LT tires, perhaps?

Seriously, instant ND for MachoMan tires. What is this, an ‘87 Camaro?

I actually like Mucho Macho tires. They certainly grip better in the wet down here in Miami than my previous Goodyears at a fraction of the price.

Tires on these cars are super expensive, super important and super prone to blowouts due to the fact that it’s A 3 TON CAR. My physician has one and has to replace tires all the time.