It’s like I always say, if it ain’t baroque, fix it.

Pretty sure that’s a Maxima, dude.

Pretty sure that’s a Maxima, dude.

Hey look! I did one too!

Sounds kinda Lokey to me.

Serious question: Is it illegal to ride a unicycle around Toronto? Assuming that the wheelie is the major transgression here, I’d imagine that it’s not.

Too obvious?

Well my ‘tray table’ is in the upright position!

It was an automatic, and had that 2-stage accelerator pedal that I believe was typical of BMW autos (maybe still is?) . If you pressed it to the first détente, you may think it was floored and that the car was kind of a dog. But press past that and it would take off like a bat out of hell. Possibly it was just holding…

I think I’m starting to understand why older racers didn’t offer you advice.

A centrally determined set fee for specific services. Terrible for the auto repair industry. But maybe perfect for our health care industry?

RE-71Rs were a dead giveaway of your autocross intentions.

Jefferson Davis Hogg Highway. They’d barely have to change any letters, potentially saving millions in taxpayer dollars.

Burt Reynolds knows how great it is. Burt Reynolds knows everything.

I’m so smart, I already developed an upgrade package. Wasn’t even that hard.

35-45% more efficient than 2008 engines? Or should that be 2018?

In those times I try (try) to remember this video, which shows how much a plane’s wing can actually take before destruction. It helps a bit.

And this post instantly becomes about the Alfa Romeo Montreal! When I was little my parents went to Italy for a funeral for my mom’s sister. My dad bought back each of my brothers and I a toy car. My one brother got an Alfa Romeo Montreal die-cast 1:24 model (I believe it was silver).

Or a half a well full of pictures of bottomless women?

She could have a face like a monkey’s ass for all we know.