This thing is gonna sell like hot cakes. But who the hell wants hot cakes when you can have poached eggs?!

This thing is gonna sell like hot cakes. But who the hell wants hot cakes when you can have poached eggs?!

My brother’s wife just got one of these exactly like this, and they’re in Ocean City this week. Jesus, I hope this isn’t them! Pretty sure it’s not, though.

There’s no denying the self improvement benefits of Scientology. I hear they also have a great pool table.

I know! My dad’s family was from Roccamorice, in Abruzzi. Exactly the type of town you’re talking about. Amazingly, Google Street View has made its way there now and you can navigate around it. I love that and hate that at the same time.

Even if it had a big red bow on the roof?

Wow, sorry to hear about your dad. That’s tough. Maybe the depression was related to the Alzheimer’s coming on? My mom was getting bad as she started forgetting things and would be anxious all the time, wondering where her kids were. Ironically, that’s one thing that got better as her memory got worse. She put up much…

Laughed out loud at that one.

When I got my first bike it felt similar to when I got my first car. I realized I could go anywhere in town by myself! With a car it was anywhere in the country. Same feeling, different levels.

Wow, amazing story and amazing person. That’s too early of a start to the Alzheimer’s journey! I first noticed my mom’s memory starting to fail at 69 yo and I thought that was bad. She’s 76 now. It’s going to get ugly and sad, especially when she’s not sure who you are. If she’s like my mom, she’ll still know that…

Mom grew up in Italy and moved to the US with my Dad when he met her in Abruzzi. A young woman in a strange land who didn’t yet know the language. She learned to drive in America, in a 1963 Buick Riviera with the 425. You can’t even imagine the size difference between that car and the Italian cars she rode in when in…

I think the taillight isn’t working and she’s trying furiously to unscrew it and put a new one in.

Probably this Oldsmobile. In fact I’m sure of it.

Imagine how great Oldsmobile could have been had they used an Atari!

My brother had the Spirit R/T Turbo back in the day. I believe it was the same mill. Very very quick for the time. And he beat the shit out of that 5/50 warranty.

“Computers helped design it.”

Every grandparent did.

Maybe not everyone’s cup of brännvin but tough to argue that it should be priced less.

Star just for the title.

No, that’s more of a Shelbyville kind of thing.

Looks like the guard rail is flipping the bird too. Vicious.