Best thing I’ve read all day.

Not sure that joke is landing but I got it!

I drove a white one with a reflective green tape stripe, lightning bolt emblem on the doors, and a stroboscopic amber magnetic light on the roof. Electric utility vehicle. CB radio too. ‘Car 4'. Turned on a dime and had some grunt for city work. Almost lost it in corners until I had the mechanic put new shocks in it.

Oh my god this is great. I always thought if I ran for governor of Pennsylvania I’d make left lane enforcement my platform.

Something something Dieselgate.

Not permitted in Solo events. At least ours.

Lovely. It took me a while to appreciate these last versions of the 2nd gen Firebird. I was always partial to the 77-78 with the grille. But I like them now.

Great photo. Brings back the period.

So a pure Chrysler-Lamborghini is worth a lot more than a VW-Lamborghini?

I thought he was pre-law.

Lmao

That was graceful as ballet.

That expression. Not sure if she’s confused or in pain.

Funny. I just figured out what that song was and downloaded it today!

No this isn’t me. I MEAN... this isn’t that guy Doug.

Yea they were pretty terrible. Even some of the factory ones back then were bad.

Third brake lights became a hot aftermarket item people would buy to upgrade the look/safety of their car. That became the source of at least one movie inconsistency I found.

I don't think any of us saw that coming.

Trump rides in cars. This is totally Jalopnik appropriate.

I lost a headlight that way last winter. Large chunk ice flipped up off of a commercial truck, flew a couple stories high in the air, and crashed on the front corner of my car. Whole car shook. I got a photo of the truck and called the office but got no response. I just wanted about $80 for an aftermarket replacement…