What kind of nightmare, tits?

I had one of those! Fun little car. 130hp was impressive back then for a small 4-banger. Handled great, too.

That's the spice of life! You'll get there eventually.

Sanity is overrated.

Remember that show That's Incredible from around 1980? This guy did that back then. Tried it again with two cars later on. Didn't work out so good that time.

That gives me an idea...

I bet you were into ice cream BEFORE it was cool.

There are a lot of us on here!

That's rough! But a noble goal! Mustang GTs are so available out there and a great value. I needed something slightly more practical!

Should I fake orgasms?

Thanks, Weatherman!

Yeah, this is the first new (non-used) car I bought myself in over 20 years. The way I figured it, I keep cars a long time anyway. Buying new and spreading the payment over 6 years, the payment is still low. So it's kinda like I'm making my own 1-year old car for the first year, then continuing the payments for the…

I picked mine up a few weeks ago for <$21k with nothing but a sunroof and gray wheels. At that price, nothing else compares, in my opinion, except the Fiesta ST. That's smaller than I wanted with a family to carry.

I just picked my 2014 up for $22,320 including taxes and all fees. So about $21k price. No options except sunroof and gray wheels. There are a couple good rebates on them right now. I'm not worried that I missed the 2015 improvements. I'd check it out if you're interested.

We need a contest between this guy and the Stig to settle once and for all who can make a grilled cheese sandwich the fastest.

Dude, he has his own entrance, his own tv, and can go to bed whenever he feels like it. He can even make his own grilled cheese if the pan is clean. It's more independence than you like to think.

Cool! Next trick, option up an ST on TrueCar exactly like the one you found using the zip code of the dealer that has it. Then you'll see if that dealer participates with TrueCar and maybe get a good price!

Spencer, did you try the Ford website? Check your local dealer, then hit 'extended inventory'. That's how I found mine. Then search the VIN to find out where it is. You'll get a better deal if you buy it directly from that dealer rather than have your local dealer trade for it.

Just got my own a couple weeks ago. Happy as a puppy with two peckers!

That's either a 'Sea Pines' or 'Sea Trails' bike. My brother and I had the men's versions when we were kids. I can't believe they're hipster fodder now!