Is it because we add the additional "oh-hoh-hoh" at the end, or end up doing the Steve Martin 'hamburger' routine?

If you're going to spend the price of a supercar, in mods, why not just buy a better supercar in the first place?

Say WHAT??? No mention of the 1982 Chevrolet Citation X11??

I think this might be the king of glorious crap heaps.

Proof that Chrysler CAN make a nice looking suv, which is further salt in the wound that they can also choose not to.

I would drive it as far into the woods as I could, then douse it in gasoline and burn it.

ladys and gents, we have a new pontiac aztek

I would off-road it into a bridge abutment. I hate those headlights so much.

No. Would burn it with fire.

Plus,

I've always had a soft spot for the first gen Toyota Celica. Past the first gen, they screwed it up. But the early ones, they look like something Bruce Lee would drive. In my mind, anyways.

separate keys for doors and ignition

Can we just let the City of Detroit be a Mad Max style wasteland? It really hasn't been Motor City in ages and I frankly don't know why anyone cares anymore... Let alone the constant news about the city on here...