“Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them.” - Margaret Atwood.

He actually tweeted it. I was kinda surprised Jezebel or gawker didn't do a post on it.

Having just seen this photo today, I’ve come to realize that the GOP field has come down to ordering dinner at a Red Lobster that failed its last three inspections and only having the choice between rancid hagfish, diseased blobfish, or a bag of broken glass.

No he's not. Those are actually the only cute instead of creepy moneys. Trump is a slime mold with a fungus problem.

Hey, Anna, stop it. He loves women. Like his daughter that he wants to have sex with.

/if Cruz is a blobfish, Trump is a proboscis monkey. Who talks in Comic Sans.

More US Senators have been arrested for breaking the law in bathrooms than have people who identify as transgender.

None of those links talk about trans people. None of them was about a person even “pretending” to be trans to gain access to a bathroom.

My conversation about homosexuality with my kids, then ages six and four, went like this:

Counterpoint: forcing someone who presents as a woman to use a men’s bathroom puts that person at risk of being preyed upon. And, whereas your scenario has literally never happened (and has no grounding in reality whatsoever), this has actually happened - a lot.

People like to say “How am I going to explain homosexuality to my kids?” I don’t know, tell them sometimes guys love guys and girls love girls. I’m pretty sure I’ll have a harder time explaining homophobes.

Law and Order SUV

::timidly and questioningly waves a tiny flag as she takes baby steps toward child care/education::

“You know what? Fuck Socrates. Socrates was a fucking douchebag.” - Plato.

I went to a Chinese Buffet with my friend earlier, and her fortune cookie read: Sometimes you have to meet the noodle half way. She and I choose to take it in the most pornographic way possible. What passes for hilarity ensues. Then, I opened my cookie and it read: You can’t always expect the noodles to come to you,…

I think a large part of the issue is the oversimplification of Africa. It's a massive continent with many countries with unique cultures, belief systems, and probably culturally specific proverbs. It'd be like calling something a North American proverb, which makes it appear that all the cultures and beliefs of North…

So in Africa do they just attribute random feel good quotes as “~European proverb”?

have you maybe not yet seen these? They’re wonderful.

I don’t remember why we were learning about what different religions believed in health/gym class when I was in 7th grade but our teacher (who had her doctorate) gave us a handout that said “Hindus believe that the Earth rests on the trunk of an elephant standing on the back of a turtle”.