He was from the future.

I’m sure your cat agreed! (Cats’ effortless misanthropy is one of their chief strengths, so far as I’m concerned.)

I initially thought it was a weird dream sequence because he was hearing Carol’s voice in his head talk about how they will eat him and then he’s being eaten and I was like, “Whoa, not a good time to be fantasizing.” Plus everyone around him was kind of blase about it. I realize they were trying to be quiet so as not…

Hello Jezzies. I haven’t posted on SNS for a while but I’ve a need for advice. About a year ago I was in a car accident that was determined to be my fault. I rear ended a truck, totaling my car. he had a dented bumper. No one was injured. Not so much as a bruise or a mark. We exchanged info and parted amicably.

The longest it’s ever taken to appoint a new justice is 125 days. Obama has 341 before he leaves office. The Republicans will damage their credibility beyond repair if they try to block a nominee for that long.

I don’t celebrate the death of anyone. But I also can’t be expected to mourn his racist, homophobic, sexist legacy. I find myself simultaneously feeling for his family and the indomitable RBG, who considered him a close friend, and having real hope for the future of the Court.

Remember, no matter how nuts you are for her, if she likes someone else, it’s irrelephant.

Don’t know about viagra but I know Medicare covered my FILs penis pump.

A rectal probe ultrasound seems appropriate

They should have to prove to the doctor they can’t get an erection. An in-office masturbatory exam. The doctor should be required to assess the ‘hardness’ of erection, if present. In both flaccid and erect penises, exact measurements must be obtained of length, girth, etc. and then compared with national averages to…

There was a wonderful Daily Show bit, years ago, where a correspondent tried to get a state senator who spent most of his time introducing draconian anti-abortion legislation to support an “every sperm is sacred” bill. The guy was shocked and horrified, and started babbling about bodily autonomy and how sick and wrong…

The 72 hour waiting period cannot include weekends, men really need to think about the risks of taking ED pills. No one’s trying to restrict access to Viagra, this is all about men’s health!

And make sure they have to drive 3 hours, preferably to another state, in order to see a doctor who will, by state mandate, lie to them.

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

That’s EXACTLY how my boss made fun of him afterwards.

I agree. My 9-year-old has a tablet and a phone, but no, she doesn’t have Facebook or email or anything like that. “But my friend does!” “But your friend is breaking the law. It is illegal for people under 13" and that is the end of that.

My god. I just...I think that’s enough internet for today. I’m gonna vomit I think. Between this and Cleveland fucking sending Tamir Rice’s family a BILL FOR THE AMBULANCE I just can’t.

I have been saying basically that since the Al Gore debacle.

“But he got it back and continued to communicate with...”

The superdelegates’ votes seem to benefit both candidates the way they’d prefer to benefit. They make Clinton appear more vetted, trusted by the party leaders to win the general election. They make Sanders appear like the populist underdog, taking a stand against a corruptible system.