since the first posted article on Jez appears a locked out thing giving football (I think) douchebag idolaters like - idk - osme platform to be like - YEH YEAH this douche WINS (or might ) I just never watch sports or fake sport politics - and YES I KNOW this is not far distant cousin of any version of a "Feminist"…

I have no idea what you're talking about or what it has to do with this video I posted but you know what? You just do you, drunk Internet commenter. You do you.

Yeah you know he was like "just find something red to wear for your group" and she was like "FUCK YES SEQUINS" she goes big or goes home.

I live in Dallas (where this school is located) and he's been interviewed by every news station here, saying he isn't a dancer by any means and he just wanted to show his students that you can still create something significant, even if you aren't an expert at it, that it's all about working together. He's been quoted…

And I know there's about a 95% chance he's gay, but I'm still digging it, you hot dancing teacher, you.

Is there any other kind of beat poetry open mic?

"The real question, what does the GOP have to do to make you stop being a Republican?"

I just need to make sure I score my own dress runner/assistant is all. These fitting room disasters always occur when I'm tied up (gasp!) fetching gowns or (horrors!) putting them back (fetch the fainting couch!) with my own two hands.

"But all the High End places serve champagne!"

the actual dress shop I bought my dress from was the villain in my tale.

there can be a difference between constructive feedback and just crushing someone's joy.

In my experience, if you bring a group of people, and you listen to all of their most honest opinions, you'll be dress shopping for days before finding something that everyone agrees on.

It's not exactly the most awful thing ever, but my mother kept trying to stick veils on my head when I had made QUITE CLEAR that I did NOT want a veil. Way too Virgin Mary for me (even though I'm Jewish and there's a whole "veiling" thing that goes with it, my rabbi said we didn't have to do the veiling if we didn't…

Ugh, I started getting catcalled at age 11 too, and now my daughter is 11 and it's happened to her twice. I get so filled with rage remembering how my face burned with shame after those incidents, and how my daughter is now being put in the same position. I hope she takes my talks to heart and at least doesn't feel…

It's like some terrible beat poetry open-mic night.

Everything she says is pretty much the opposite of what she thinks she's saying. That is, if she has any idea of what she thinks she might be saying. I imagine the words in her head are like lottery balls.

I like Wilmore, but losing Colbert to demolish these people in 2016 makes me so sad.

I need a few different gifs to properly convey my feelings. Also, Dear Santa, please let one of these people be the Republican nominee.

She makes Miss South Carolina look like she was giving a West Wing monologue.

Sounds like he got his speech mixed up with a chapter of Lord of the Flies.