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The uncivilized however...have destroyed galaxies.

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Charlize Theron was going to get paid less than Chris Hemsworth?

I also kind of envy the first person to have this enforced on them because they get to sue the hell out of Texas and win and maybe even get to set another embarrassing (for Texas) precedent.

My face when I read the ridiculousness of this legislation:

Handling menstruation is a challenge that women face everywhere and falls on a spectrum, from the practice of chhaupadi in Nepal, to women feeling ashamed of and pressured to conceal their menstruation in North America.

There is a strong wave of anti-Semitism coming from SOME of the Muslim communities in France, particularly ones with very new immigrants (and, unsurprisingly, those are very much the same Muslim immigrant communities that are most vulnerable to recruitment by radical Islamists), but European Jews and European Muslims…

While I agree that these statements are largely lip service, since not denouncing the attacks would be taken by many to be akin to an endorsement, I disagree with your statement that this is exactly what they want. I'm doing this case by case, Iran first.

There are two wonderful things happening here in this story:

God, I hope so. I really do. Because we're not even a full two weeks into 2015, and already it feels like 2014, Part 2.

I was intermittently getting horrible neck and shoulder pain for a while in my 20s — to the degree that I'd be stiff and extremely sore for a couple of days. Then I spent a few days visiting OOT friends, flew home super hungover and spent the next two days just hanging out in the bed with novels and snacks. Woke up…

"(like, they don't make a frowny face on the pain chart kinda pain.)"

Dude. Hubs and I tried to take a video of ourselves jumping in the bed at a hotel on our anniversary-to send our kids, so they could see the fun we were having without them, of course- and I slipped off the edge, busted my ass, and swore so much that the video was deemed "unfit for children."

mine is short and sweet, and i hope it gets read because i think i am literally the only person in the world who this has happened to. it is very low on the pain scale, and i have many stupid stories of getting myself injured, but this is my favorite story by far:

Oh that's easy! I completely tore my ACL and partially tore my meniscus in an outdoor pillow fight against a 10 year old. I was part of an obnoxious improv troupe that decided to hold a pillow fight on International Pillow Fight day. A kid, one of the children of the troupe leaders, swung at me from behind and I…

we have one of those automatic garage doors where if you walk underneath, a laser senses it and the door goes back up. you see where this is going don't you.... wait for it.

When I was in middle school I ran into the ceiling.

Running in place. Fell and twisted my ankle.

It would be like if people glued some nuts and bolts to every day products and said "now for men!"