distracted by this dude's hotness tbh

Almost every single one I have ever been forced to set foot in looks like a rhinoceros with crippling diarrhea tore through it moments before I got there.

I thought "Wow, this man is ridiculously good looking and personable, it's hard to believe he's a random guy who took a video of a nice gas station bathroom." Then I saw this: "Filmed at a Shell station in Bohol, Philippines, by model and TV personality Jason Godfrey"

SECONDARY THOUGHTS: Why didn't he have someone check out the women's? Could it have been even better*?

If I walked into that oasis through a portal disguised as a Shell gas station, I would audibly gasp.

Well, there are technically responsible gun owners (at least up here in Canada). I am married to one. Three hunting rifles, unloaded, locked in a gun safe, key and ammunition not kept in the house. It is very easy to be responsible. However, I'm not sure how you can keep a gun for protection and be responsible about…

I'm really curious what kind of hair-trigger loaded weapon with either the safety off or a similarly hair-triggered safety mechanism a two-year-old could manage to fire.

He probably thought the officers would say, "Sir, that's not a good idea. We need you to move along."

And again, there is no crime here.

For real. I was expecting AT LEAST an insect larva of some kind.

Nothing annoys me more than men feigning disgust about periods.

I got so much leverage out of men's terror and disgust of tampons when I was younger. I don't think it would work now (or at least not anywhere near as consistently) because there are so many more female security guards, but I could sneak anything into concerts—drugs, alcohol, cameras, etc.—by just throwing a box of…

Strange, but I can't really judge. Every year my president pardons a turkey from being killed and eaten for Thanksgiving, before going on to eat a... different turkey. So.

Oh my gosh, I adore her. She's so stylish and classy. That season had the best selection of women for the worst man around. She saw that immediately and left the show. Juan Pablo was not only a douchebag, he was a fucking moron. That guy was insanely fake and he just wanted to be on TV. I'm pretty sure he wasn't even…

you win. I don't know what you win but you win.

Ah, the perfect post in which to name my OKC Message of the Year (apologies to those who already saw this, though maybe you'll get a second laugh out of it!):

Wait, this guy honestly couldn't hear how "I want to watch for your car with a gun" might not be the best pickup line???

I'm an expat and turned to Tinder as a way to meet people. The expat community is small around these parts and I had a guy ask me what kind of car I drove (and license plate number) so he could 'watch' for me while he is working up in a rifle tower (base security).

I guess so, the problem is that these are the current "national champions" with massive cover ups by authorities and a lot of people and depts were campaigning to get a piece of the $$ pie. The tutors still help a lot, mostly in doing homework and editing papers to the point where they have basically re-written them.

In Detroit they didn't test rape kits for a decade I think. They found 11,000 untested rape kits in an old warehouse in 2009,.. and a year or two ago they finally started testing them. As of November they had tested 1,600 of the 11,000 kits. They got 760 identifications,... 188 of them serial rapists.