"The Sky."

So... Can we name the baby South West? Or is Kanye gonna be mad if we do?

I think they typically only happen in soap operas and at prom.

Our holiday parties are held at a lovely restaurant with a sit-down dinner (steak, salmon, chicken, or vegetarian) and two free beverages of your choice. This ostensibly classy atmosphere has not deterred co-workers from telling me that I should bang our homely, overweight IT guy, or that I should take a cruise with…

Screw that. My company wanted us to each pay $30 for our holiday party. They can think I'm not a team player for all they want if they think I'm gonna shell out $30 for cheap wine, bad catering and karaoke.

"don't drink, don't dance and most definitely don't try to bond with your coworkers " True that.

I moved to Scotland in my mid 20's. So office parties, with people who like to drink, in an office which hires 16 year olds out of school, in a country where the drinking age is 16. Definitely a shit show. A hilarious,…

Pretty much sums it up. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad and dangerous.

I thought that was what those things that go on beer cans were called that feature sports teams and the like.

I see your sparkle cave, and raise you a glitter bun.

Legend claims that she was a prostitute in a Cantonese floating brothel and that she refused Cheng's proposal until he promised to give her half of his fleet and a share of his command

Loved this consent-based takedown of mistletoe drones on Ghomeshi's old radio program:

So does this thing just randomly show up or do you have to request it? I'm just thinking of some well-meaning TGI Fridays employee sending this thing to hover over a brother and sister having a nice family dinner or two co-workers out to lunch. Ew. Not to mention that someone would eventually try to swat the…

This would be cute at like a school dance maybe. Or no, that would never fly there. This would be a great game to play at all the middle school dance after parties I wasn't invited to though.

Some men just want to watch the whole world burn. For lulz.

Shit just got real, yo.

Could you imagine how ridiculous the opposite sounds:

I don't get why anybody would see this when they could watch The Prince of Egypt instead.

-_- Dear Congress: Hi, person who has a uterus here. I know you don't know much about how reproduction works but let me share a quick story. See, I don't have the lining of my uterus anymore. My uterus is still there, and so are my ovaries and all that, so I ovulate just as much as the next ovary-having person does,…

Won't this backfire? Are Republicans really prepared to hear from a bunch of women who discovered at their first ultrasound that their baby had no brain, took up collections from everyone they knew, and drove 24 hours to one of the few clinics that performs late term abortions, and tell them "nope, you carry that…