Because woman are seen as women and men are people.

When I was 15, a family member told me I wouldn't be so liberal once I got a job and had to pay taxes.

Does this happen to young guys too? My brother and I once got into an argument with this super conservative couple at a dinner party. I did 80% of the talking. After, they told my brother he was quite smart, and me that I was adorable but would come around.

Because (and I say this as a lifelong Democrat) Democrats suck at getting out a cohesive message. Look at the spineless way in which the ACA is not championed, as it should be - look at potential candidate and actual candidates who are distancing themselves from Obama when they should be enumerating his achievements.…

My dad: "I can't watch Stephen Colbert because he's so full of himself. He thinks he's so funny."

Libertarian mean never having to say you're sorry.

If Mitt Romney was in Office, Fox News would point to these charts and graphs and anoint him Our Savior, The Turnaround King!

The Republicans are basically every drunk guy or rando on the street that tries to hit on you.

I will never fucking understand all the hoopla about "the women's vote." Women are half the population. We are not some special interest group. There are rich women, poor women, white women, black women, Hispanic women, urban-dwelling women, rural-dwelling women, working women, mothers, college students, and a whole…

man, i feel bad for barry. like, he's kinda conservative for my taste, and could have pushed harder on some things tbh, but god fucking D A M N if he didn't have the cards stacked against him.

My highschool history teacher used to wear a button on his jacket that said "Repeal the 19th Amendment". He said it was a test to see if anyone actually remembered what the 19th amendment was, I said it was because he was a dick. After I was allowed to return to his classroom, we agreed to disagree.

What a coincidence! That's the exact reason we don't want Republicans voting!

Republicans don't want any women voting. At all. Ever. It wouldn't shock me if one of them brought a bill to repeal the 19th Amendment.

Well they could, but chances are they're get far better results using the freshly-created sperm that their body continues to produce throughout their lifetime.

"If women be educated for dependence; that is, to act according to the will of another fallible being, and submit, right or wrong, to power, where are we to stop?"-

I definitely push mine back in when it pops halfway out. Half the time this happens when I'm somewhere other than my own bathroom, so changing the tampon would actually be a huge pain! Plus, it's a brand new tampon, the fuck if I'm gonna let my poop try to take it along for the ride. Now the question is, does anyone…

I live in perpetual fear that, because I overshare online, someone is going to screencap all the gross stuff I shouldn't say in public and send it to my boss.

And you're all, "No, I won't! I will conserve resources!" So you zip up, leave the bathroom, and spend the next hour or so regretting your life decisions, because it's uncomfortable as hell.

When I learned that women often poop during labor because those muscles are connected, I was so relieved my body wasn't just…

I don't always, but when I do, it's because the pooping muscles were ejecting the tampon anyway.

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I also want to find the 28% of respondents that hover. No ladies, you cannot accurately piss and hover, especially if you are in heels. Target sells toilet seat covers for $1/10 covers if you are that toilet-phobic.