"Sincerely, McKenna Peterson, The Fabulous Basketball Player."

LOLOL but is it cashmere?!

Stick a fork in us, 'cause we're done here.

My book doesn't even have any writing in it! The sunglasses are an optical illusion. AM I EVEN REALLY ON THE SUBWAY??

♪♫ "It's like RAAAAYEEEEAIIIIINNNNN ..." ♪♫

Dear Single Men of (Insert Any City Here),

do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

LOL. I like how he had to go all the way back to 1993 to find a notable example of a violent woman.

So after a long term relationship recently ended, I decided to just be like "fuck it" and joined OK Cupid. I've never done any kind of online dating before, I have a friend who actually met her husband off of that site (and they are happily married for four years now and have a kid), so what the hell have I got to…

Hey, you idiots who show up on every single one of these stories whining BUT IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIRR TO BE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SAFETY AROUND A MAN, IT'S LIKE YOU'RE TREATING US ALLLLLLLLL LIKE RAPISTS HOW DARE YOUUUUUUUUU- get back to me when you've figured out how to magically tell the difference between normal…

I think that was Margaret Atwood.

Only a couple times in my life have I asked a woman who was otherwise a stranger for her number. My romantic/sexual encounters have exclusively come through meeting a friend of a friend, and something developing from there.

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK
THIS IS THE SECOND ONE I READ ABOUT IN THE GAP OF 10 MINUTES. WHAT IN THE SUPREME FUCK IS THIS FUCKING SHIT

I have so much rage and nowhere for it to go.

It just made it that tiny bit more depressing and exasperating to me. She rejected him with patriarchy-acceptable ego-saving language and he still killed her for it.

"Why don't women just tell us when they're not interested????" -Reddit

"I have a man, I can't talk to you"... Obviously, this is an awful story of misogyny however you cut it. But on top of all that, I still wish for a world where saying "I belong to another man" wasn't the first thing we were all trained to say to get rid of harassers. It's not like, if she were single and told him to…

There is an "us vs them" mentality. It's not about what kills most Americans (heart disease) or the actual threats to our society (lack of education and actual stuff happening here), it's a way to elicit feat of the unknown. The unknown is scary. Look at Halloween movies.

For every "why do conservatives in the US ________?" question, the answer is pretty much the same:

You know it's some poor unpaid intern's job at Think Progress to listen to Rush everyday for whatever he might say that will be especially ridiculous. God bless you, unpaid intern.