I love the combination of tinder, wine, and boredom.

OMG...I hope you're not a horrible bitch like every other woman I've ever encountered! What could the common factor be? ANSWER ME!

Also once again look how low the bar is set for women to be labeled lunatics. (This relates to my rant about how little it takes to be called a man-hater the other day.) Not replying to a message makes a woman a lunatic with malicious motives. Think about what it takes for men to be considered lunatics, and how even…

(Red flag: "I hope you're not a judgmental, presumptuous snob like 100% of the previous messagees have been". Dude, maybe it's you!)

i can't believe dudes want us to let them do things like lead the country and make decisions. they're way to mercurial for this, they must see it!

This guy didn't even give me THIRTEEN MINUTES to respond to his message:

March/April: Spring (aka Pretend You Care About Gardening)

Having worked in retail for years, I have to say it's absolutely no better for the people who get stuck putting out the displays and the product. We hate it more than you do, honestly. It's always, ALWAYS about the numbers, the sales, the customers, buying and making profit for head office can never start too soon by…

I will fully support this if it means we can merge Christmas and Halloween into 1 super spooky 4 month long costume wearing, gift giving bonanza.

I have to say I kind of loved it when Black Jack poured Lord Thomas' claret out the window.

It just fucking sucks that this guy of all people is effectively punished with a short timeout.

Happened to me in NYC. The only thing that shut down the questioning was the fact that they suddenly noticed that I was carrying a massive fucking bag with my laptop and about 4 books (seems an inconvenient thing to carry around while working). A massive bag that it took 10 minutes (or what felt like 10 minutes) to…

I would like my lady flavor to switch to pumpkin spice on Sept 1st.

Christ on a cracker. I have a severe gastrointestinal disease that has irreparably damaged my gut's microbiome, which causes me no small measure of CONSTANT discomfort. Could we maybe work on a medical response to fix that, not make my vulva more... aspartame-y?

On the plus side, this is probably as close as we're going to get to another season of Firefly.

It is good to see a bit of good news, hopefully justice will follow.

EXACTLY like you're an amazing inspiration to women- nay, people- across the planet, you are the face of a movement and a better future but did you see the cover of one direction's new album? because harry needs to get rid of that hat.

Like, what would we even talk to her about? "Hey Malala, pretty great about that Nobel Prize. I, uh, only ate one donut this morning instead of 2 so that's pretty cool too."

"Yeah, I don't really like hanging out with other girls. I'm more like one of the guys! So much less drama!"

I figured they were dead, probably in some US airstrike or some such. So these guys were alive and it took TWO FREAKING YEARS to get to them? Even when it was an international incident that this had happened? What?