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UGHHHHH! I hate stories like this. This is not how you deal with children. And rules in school, especially ones like cell phone use, are not meant to be so iron-clad and hard and fast. Take the time to listen to what the child has to say, to figure out if there is more going on. Their ability to get an education and…

Robin Williams death is the only celebrity death that has really ever affected me. I am still exploring why but I do know for sure its the way his humanity resonated through in most of his characters and performances. I never really knew him as a standup comedian because by the time I could recognize him he had…

Hawke hit the nail on the head when he articulated the sadness that other people couldn't make Williams happy - even though he made the people around him happy. This has been bothering me but I didn't know how to express it.

There's something big that happened in 2009 regarding race that you're forgetting.

Seriously? No one has realized that it was Natasha who was talking about her fish, and the Tinder Guy just asking about them like a regular dude? Do you guys not use chat apps, like, ever?

OMG that red panda gif is EVERYTHING

OMG OMG OMG the love of my life, Wee-Bey, is out of jail and ready to mingle!

One Tropical-as-Fuck Fish

I really like that her explanation for people who have a high match and low enemy percentage with her but still don't like her profile is *not* that a personality-matching algorithm isn't infallible, but that *they*, the actual human reading the profile, is understanding it incorrectly.

She sounds like a peach but I am…

What I found alarming was the transcripted conversation of the hotel employee -

I know the media frequently fucks shit up and perpetuates non-stories, but in times like this I love its blood-thirsty determinism. I feel like this is going to bring down Goodell, and it's going to be glorious.

You know, Law Enforcement Official, if law enforcers put that man in prison for a good long while, whether or not the NFL wanted to boot him would have been a moot point.

While working in the UK, I stayed in an English country inn. 195 pounds per night. No internet access, 2 miserable 40 watt lamps to read by, A shower with lukewarm water with less pressure than a Swedish dominatrix's urine stream, 3 broadcast TV channels on a snowy 1983ish 19" TV.

Making this about myself for a second.

No, it's not just anti-vaxxer kids who get sick. Young infants aren't old enough to get vaccines, and they can catch these diseases and die from them. People who have illnesses or who are on medication that makes them immunocompromised will be likely to catch these illnesses and could suffer complications or die from…

So, there's a stalker in my area who I have now had THREE encounters with- twice as the one stalked (stun gun scared him away from assaulting me on the second occasion) and then on Tuesday, I saw him, snapped a picture except that he went to hide (so it's of iffy quality) and then I saw a girl going towards where he…

Is there a Tumblr of guys losing their shit over rejection on dating sites? I would seriously read that shit all day long.

Two days later he made a Facebook post about how nice guys always finish last and chivalry is dead. I'm willing to bet everything I own that I'm right.

Stamping his feet: