Everyone knows you never go full astronaut. Never.

Tanya is just saying what we are all thinking!

Do they pump in testosterone through the HVAC there?

When I was in college, I covered for a law firm's receptionist when she was out. The firm shared a reception area with the county mental health commissioner, which means that he decided whether people should be forcibly committed to a psychiatric hospital or rehab when a petition was filed. Like with Britney Spears…

This story comes, as do most of my better ones, from my time working at Space Camp. I was working an adult weeklong camp during the off season and it came to the time of week when the campers participated in their extended mission which was eight hours long. I was working the SpaceHab area which is the self contained…

I read your story with my mouth gaping open in horror.

I'm pretty sure I've shared this before, but the office manager at my first office job used to take bites out of people's lunches. Like, she would open the lunch bag, take out the sandwich, take a bite and then put it back. She got caught a million times and gave zero fucks.

What do you want to hear about first?

My boss sat the entire company down one morning in the boardroom for a very important meeting.

Ugh, I had one, but then I realized it would dox the shit out of me if I gave too many specifics and any of my coworkers happened to see it. It involved groping someone much higher up on the ladder (not in a particularly sexual way but still...aaaawkward) while totally shithammered. In front of a lot of people. Fairly…

"no student has ever been expelled over sexual assault or had any annotation on their transcript."

You are literally the dumbest person I never encountered on the Internet. I feel like I should give you a medal.

Actually, and I am not going to catalog the puerile behavior of Republicans in the 90s because it would take all night, but Clinton had to face these antics too, but he could also defuse it because ultimately on some level he was "one of them" — a Southern white guy. A black man can't defuse an entitled white tantrum…

Either you are PERFECT with satire, or you have completely demonstrated the issue with guys who pull the "nice guy" card. Regardless, you get a slow clap.

Word. If it's about taking out his aggression on something, he could have chosen an outlet where the people really are not human — video games, for instance. It's also telling that his targets are vulnerable people, like teenage girls looking for validation or people posting weight loss photos. Again, if he didn't…

"See, when you commit a denim faux pas, the key is to really commit."

"This time, I spray-painted it orange and called it 'Boehner in a box.'"

My all time favorite example of this was an acquaintance's mother who as VP was charged with buying a new fleet of vehicles for the company. She did some research, went to the dealership, did test drives and talked specks, and finally settled on a car, but before she could explained that she wanted a dozen of them,…

No, but there is a Congressfigure who belittles their research in a press release before going on vacation for a month.

Do they come with a male supervisor minifig who takes credit for all their research?